merediith

oh hahna norman :( that's ok bud you've got it for slopestyle!

me: wow holy shit, incredible. flawless :O
the commentators: pretty major mistake there :/

"In the United States, both the Untied States Agency for International Development ("USAID") and the U.S. Department of Justice Office for Access to Justice have embraced people-centered justice approaches to foreign and domestic justice policy."

read this and quietly whispered "oh no" to myself. it's from a journal article published in 2025 which is even more fucking bleak

disabled vets either become the coolest people you know or run for congress and there's really no in betwee

I love the meyers taylors

wack but understandable

i'm extremely qualified to be a wag and i'm a huge fan of amber glenn since learning of her about 24 hours ago

hey.... do we think amber glenn....... is single.........

I don't believe in any of this! these freaks who want to be staffers for congress can debate word choice in how to frame this legislation that will die in committee, I am not this kind of lawyer

omg it's wild he has basically the same name as the character?? what the heck

congress is so stupid. why am I in a congressional hearing simulation

I love this figure skating man that looks like simultaneously like the heated rivalry guy and coach jackie j

amongst other things

when I rule the world, pharmaceutical companies won’t be able to advertise to consumers

it feels like -5 and I’m supposed to get up and go to class on a Saturday??? the world is so cruel

oh god I’m playing the most buck wild of republicans in my disaster law simulation

Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”

Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.

wow nearly all of my professors this semester are women and three of them are Black women which is still super rare in the law!!!!

he throws it up as he's eating though, and they're mostly unchewed, so it's just him trying to swallow faster than his baby teeth can chew

no, I'll start there!

not having teeth makes Fig take too big of bites of his kibble and he's been throwing it back up more and more, but I'm not sure it's something a traditional slow feeder could help him with??

remember when we use to be able to muster some fake patriotism for the Olympics? I can't do it man, I can't do it this year. I'm going for some individual athletes, but i just. cannot. do it

ew is that who I think it is? is he allowed near women?

‘One officer told me that I "had no chance of returning to Minnesota" and that "the best thing for (me] is self-deportation." …
She offered me $2600 to self-deport.
I refused.
I wanted to talk to my attorney.
They didn't tell me the judge had already ordered my release and return to Minnesota.’

[muffled screaming]

I’m sooooo glad I’m working my ass off to be replaced in people’s esteem by chatgpt :)))) I hate it here!!!

I’m gonna [redacted]

just got automatically they/themmed by a stranger and it’s going to redeem this whole day

Washington Post Sports section with the Washington Spirit 2021 NWSL championship win

The first thing I did when I flew home from watching the Washington Spirit win the 2021 NWSL championship was buy the Washington Post paper covering the win. A sad day for DC sports indeed.

god you can tell the couch-fucker really thought he cooked with that sociopathic answer