The Eyes and the Mistoids

Even though I've not seen it, I had a dream I was in Stranger Things and I got to say the pivotal line 'wow things are getting really strange'

Tele update: 99% finished! Slightly dodgy wiring job and I need to adjust the neck pocket slightly, but v happy overall. Learned a huge amount through this process, I've nothing but respect for professional luthiers, serious effort

Only took half a year but finally got round to shaping this wood into something resembling a telecaster. Needs a lot of sanding but really happy so far!

You know it's going to be a classy gig when Sky Sports is on behind you

They're the worst! Just play the notes and sit still FFS

If anyone I know is planning on getting raptured today and want to offload their music gear free of charge please DM me, happy to help out

Dear pianists who do a little jump on their seat when they hit a big chord, stop it with those Bugs Bunny antics

Giant Steps on tennis racquets for your enjoyment

Compiling music from the last 5 years of my daft Doomfoot YT channel, 'What the hell is this' is my new album of all the silly zany stuff I do that doesn't fit anywhere else

Listen here! www.doomfoot.bandcamp.com

What the hell is this, by DOOMFOOT 24 track album

My latest musical offering, a collection of quite daft but no less lovingly crafted songs written over the past 5 years. Have a gander doomfoot.bandcamp.com/album/what-t...

'Mmm I really love when my beer tastes like grapefruit' said nobody ever

MECHA, by The Eyes And The Mistoids 8 track album

On this date in 2017 I released my most ambitious recording project; Mecha - a concept album about a great big robot. Lots going on here - piano, synths, drums, guitars, violins, big fucking riffs, and even a little cameo from @polypores.bsky.social theeyesandthemistoids.bandcamp.com/album/mecha

Stone in the shape of an Xbox controller, lying on the beach

Not sure what this game is but I think I'm winning

Already on it, fortunately they sort of clump together so easier to bag up!

A tsunami of foam beads

More foam beads

So like a month after getting our cavity walls insulated I go to get some suitcases from the loft space and the stupid bastards have filled up half of it with tiny foam beads

Luna Terra Sol, by The Eyes And The Mistoids 9 track album

Hey people, after the label sold out I now have a limited number of CDs available for Luna Terra Sol on my Bandcamp. If you missed out on the first run then this is your last chance to add a pretty cool album to your pile of precious objects.

theeyesandthemistoids.bandcamp.com/album/luna-t...

It's Scarecrow Week in my neck of the woods. Here's a small sample of the horror.

FFS so I bought a new air con on tick and now it's freezing again?? Well played England, well played

Big shout out to my car for deciding today was a great day for the air con to stop functioning

In these sunny times I like to mix Coca Cola with Diet Coke to make what I call Okay Coke. It's neither one thing nor the other, it sits in the middle and is just sort of okay.

I don't know which dads need to hear this today but your grass is totally fine

I have the technology but probably not the soldering ability 😅

Cool fidget toy with switches and LEDs

Bought my autistic/adhd son this £2 battery powered fidget toy today. It's just a series of LEDs with switches assigned, but it's got me thinking there must be someone in my friends list who has the arcane knowledge and skill to turn it into a functioning mini-synth? SURELY

Sample 30, by Allmanna Town 6 track album

Friday is always a good day for new music, never more so than today with Polypores releasing an incredible new record, and Almanna Town releasing Sample 30, music based around a couple of field recordings which features a Mistoidified track too ;) allmannatown.bandcamp.com/album/sample...

Woof. Pour this down your ear canals.

A pleasure to be involved, had a lot of fun with this!

Very happy to have contributed a bit of Mistoids madness to this release 😎 Release date this Friday!

A box of Lancashire Teabags, the best tea in the world by miles, better than any of that Yorkshire shite

Now drinking...something which doesn't have any discernable difference in taste to Yorkshire tea but I'll die before admitting it's not better

In just a couple of years £84 has gone to feeling more like £38

Having a go at making custom band t-shirts