Riley

Good morning bluesky I have woken up extra tired and extra hungry so I'm gonna treat myself to a maccies breakfast because I deserve it x

Me: hungry
Me: tired
Also Me: guess I'll starve

Oodie + fluffy socks = maximum coze achieved 😍

Wrapped up in my oodie and wearing my compression gloves is a great way to start my day 🥲

Why can't I COUNT WHY DOES THIS NOT LOOK LIKE THE PATTERN WHY IS MY YARN SPLITTING FUCK I'VE MISSED A STITCH 😭

Making YOURSELF cup of tea and forgetting about, making a mental note to never speak to yourself again :)

*sigh*

Anyway, just create. Write shit, draw shit, build whatever you want, that's the important part.

There's no be-all end-all formula for the Perfect Work.

Just be YOU. No one can ever create what YOU create b/c it's you making it, and you are the only you.

#crochet / #fiberartists, how do you keep motivation when on a deadline!? I have 2 projects in progress, one more I need to start and I'm panicking bc they're due for #Christmas. H E L P PLS 😭

Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
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U kno what sucks about #fibromyalgia??? Literally all of it. There is not one ((1)) good point at all.

It might be 0940 in the AM but I have just inhaled a chocolate trifle for my breakfast because I am sad and I'm an adult and no one can tell me what to do

Gotta have coffee at home before outdoor coffee

To be fair she does look like a chicken.

Jesus was at Walgreen’s again.

Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀

You're not "late to the party" when you enjoy an old book for the first time. Books don't have an RSVP deadline. The party started long ago, and guests show up when they're meant to.

Crying bc same

good morning blueskiers
look at this loaf

Its 1am, I've had 2 redbulls, 3 or 4 episodes of friends, and the #Menendez documentary to keep me company whilst I #crochet. It's been an eventful evening if I do say so myself 😌

uber eats: u look hungry

me: ya

uber eats: but ur so fuckin lazy

me: ya

uber eats: i bet little piggy wants a 15 dollar ice cream cone delivered

me: ya

All the damn time 🥲

Either it'll be jazzed up to be the best time, it won't be described at all, or it'll be described as it happened - a constant shit show of people struggling for basic necessities

What a way to start my day 😍🥰 #candles #friendsTVshow #bath #coldmorning

Muttering “this is not a worthy conflict” to myself and shuffling onward.

I have had roughly 5hrs sleep and I kinda wanna curl back up and sleep forever tbh

I LOVE THAT YOU'VE PROVIDED PICTURES AND WHO IS THIS ANGEL IN THE LAST PICTURE 😭😭😭

If he starts snoring I'm gonna kick him :D

I miss smoking #weed so much I'm actually gonna buy a cart or 2 next week 😭🤌🏻

Me this morning: “bit nippy out here”
My neighbour: “yeah, it’s freezing, isn’t it?”

Cold weather ritual complete ✔️

Americans didn’t want another old president so they elected a 78-year-old.

Americans wanted to end crime so they elected a criminal.

Keep it going lol