Michelle

I have no clue what's going on here, but hockey is better than just about everything!

And it's only week 3! 😜

EAGLES BLOCK THE FIELD GOAL [AGAIN] TO WIN THE GAME

JORDAN DAVIS!

MERRILL REESE AND MIKE QUICK ON THE CALL!

#FlyEaglesFly

HOLY FUCKING SHIT GO BIRDS!!!!

The Philadelphia Flyers and Ed Snider Youth Hockey & Education are heartbroken to learn of the passing of Bernie Parent, a true legend, one of the most famous and beloved players, and most popular figures in the history of the organization and city of Philadelphia. Bernard Marcel Parent was an original Flyer. He delivered the club's two Stanley Cup Championships in 1974 and 1975, both of which culminated in a dominant and flawless performance in the clinching game of each series with a pair of shutout victories and earned him the Conn Smythe Trophy as the Most Valuable Player of the playoffs. His career as a Flyer would also see him win two Vezina Trophies as the best goaltender in the NHL in 1974 and 1975. He is the first Flyer to be inducted into the Hockey Hall of Fame in 1984, and is one of six players on the Flyers to have his No. 1 retired to the rafters in addition to being inducted into the inaugural class of the Flyers Hall of Fame in 1988. The legend of Bernie Parent reached far beyond the ice and his accolades. Bernie had a deep love for Philadelphia and fans of the Flyers. He was passionate about his role as an ambassador for Ed Snider Youth Hockey & Education and inspired an entire generation of hockey fans. He dedicated his time, energy and enthusiasm to not only grow the game, but also to spread joy to anyone he encountered. Anyone who had the pleasure of being around Bernie always walked away with a smile. He will be dearly missed. We offer our condolences to his beloved wife, Gini, and the entire Parent family. In lieu of flowers, Bernie's family has kindly requested donations be made to Ed Snider Youth Hockey & Education.

The Flyers and Ed Snider Youth Hockey & Education are heartbroken to learn of the passing of Bernie Parent, a true legend, one of the most famous and beloved players, and most popular figures in the history of the organization and city of Philadelphia.
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Do I need to get my dinglehopper out again today???

YUP

Thank goodness the Phillies clinched the division last night and there are glorious videos to view today, because I am not too fond of people today.

Don't mind us, just giggling and kicking our feet 🤭

THAT'S A SWEEP.

Don't mind us, just doing a little cleaning. 🧹🧹🧹🧹

A painting of a bird beside the text "one time we should try listening to the fuckin' smart people"

Right there with ya, Cookie Monster.

A painting of a bird beside the text "i just hear a bunch of dumbass motherfuckers who need to shut the fuck up"

Well, the cell block of accused murderers in a women’s prison receives a new inmate whose luck turns when she’s represented by a lawyer who understands the system and . . . oh.

Sir a second Super Bowl championship banner has hit the Linc

Elizabeth Warren. 👏🏻

That’s the post.

Did you make a new goose friend? I hope it didn't eat your signet ring! *cackles in Cabin Pressure*

A painting of a bird beside the text "Dickheads are exhausting"

effinbirds.com/post/7782893...

The SPEAKER implies.

The LISTENER infers.

The DUDE abides.

Scarborough fair fuckin sucks they got like 4 herbs