The Adequate A’Tuin

We have such a long driveway

You don’t have to finish, you just have to get to irrevocable

You got this

By “this” I of course mean a large prybar

Director: Now look thirsty, really leer at this player.

Actresses: Cool. Cheeky, horny, evokes that one meme.

Director: Now stick throbbing cartoon clip art over their eyes to change the joke to “bitches fuck for money.”

Since others have abundantly covered the core of this imbecility …

Guess neither Cornell nor Columbia could hammer the lie/lay distinction into you.

Jesus these fucking people.

Please present the non-citizen voters who have occasioned this unprecedented emergency you empty haircut

In the words of a great genius of our moment

Were you homeschooled by a pigeon?

This is aMAZing

Humans are pretty nifty sometimes

They do, but hummingbirds don’t nest in barren rock gardens

What’s the basis of their beef?

This is the coolest thing I have learned about this week

I wish I could find a complete list of titles

The history of publishing fiction for military is fascinating y’all (both in terms of the canon made and the formats of the material objects)

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Kidnapping.

Capturing a person against their will without due process is called kidnapping.

Transporting them to another country without due process is called human trafficking.

A squalid extrajudicial prison for people found guilty of no crime is called a concentration camp.

We de-extincted dire wolves. Be honest. We created a dire wolf. Be honest. It's a genetically modified puppy dog. Thank you.

Rightly so

Many have had occasion to curse their creator, but this animal’s grievance exceeds most others

Pierre was a brave little fucker …

Groomers report that F1 doodles are The Worst because they shed normal dog undercoat into a tangle of curly poodle hair, and their dumb owners do no maintenance combing.

Put yourself in the position of a fucking WOLF with a hairdon’t that requires regular primping.

I will be over here on the other side of the 9’ fence

Go rub your face in that tangled mat of hair and report back

(I think the researcher actually called them pu-wo or sumthin, scientists are Bad At Language)

The photo is poor quality and brown-toned probably scanned from a book or scientific paper. A fluffy dark furred animal is lying down facing a camera. It has floppy ears, curly hair, enormous paws, a hairy face, piercing light eyes, and an expression of absolute rage at its creator.

Been done.

What we got here is a lightly gene-edited c. lupus because weird billionaire wants attention.

A poodle has already fucked ‘em FOR SCIENCE and behold I present to you THE WOODLE

I reported as such but it’s a more sophisticated version, if so.

At some point, reply bot and untreated delusional disorder converge and what better place than a “Jewish saint fan account?”

(I did consider that varnish had darkened, this happens and can yield to restoration, but look at that blinding white shirt. Nope.)

I was torn between studying that question and the urgency of immediately blocking them and their little fwends.

New Tankie just dropped? COINTELPRO?

Yes, babe, there’s a WAY that current and former Mossad carry themselves and this is aspirational for some 3-letter bois.

Photographers: It’s just impossible to get Black skin properly lit, it’s just, photons, man, yer gunna be a dark blob

People: What now?

Painter: hold my beer

YES I KNOW THIS IS NOT THE CRUX OF THE PROBLEM THAT HAS BEEN COVERED BY MANY OTHERS JUST ROLL WITH ME

Do you have a source for that?

Can’t find an attribution

“If you want someone to wake up slowly, give them an education.

“If you want someone to wake up quickly, take their money.”

Mike Rowe was the vanguard of the Pol Pot MAGA and I called it decades ago.

“YOUR kid should apprentice to castrate sheep with his teeth.”

<ours will be at jesus college training as overlords>

“Glorious Leader says make with the red heifer farmboy.”

The image is of roasted coffee beans. The lying plagiarism machine advises: How To Germinate Bean Seeds Quickly? (Helpful Examples) The bean seeds should be soaked in water overnight. This will wake up the seeds and make them ready to grow again. If you pre-soak your bean seeds, you will get faster results. After soaking your beans overnight, place them in a colander and let them drain for a couple of hours. Then rinse them under cold running water to get rid of any excess water that may have accumulated on the surface of the beans. Rinse them again and dry them with a paper towel. If you have a dehydrator, you can dehydrate your seeds in the oven at 350°F (177°C) for about an hour, or until they are completely dry. (If you don’t have an oven, dehydrating in your oven will work just as well, but it will take a little longer to dry out.) You can also use a coffee grinder or food processor to grind your seed into a fine powder, which can then be added to the soaking water and allowed to soak for an additional hour or two. Be careful not to overdo it, though, as too much soaking can result in beans that are too soft and mushy, and too little soaking will cause beans to be too dry and hard to chew.

Instead of walking downstairs to my bookshelf to address a question about germinating older seed, I asked Internet for Human-Authored Website.

Internet is inducing strokes.

Internet is ALL lying plagiarism machine.

Behold, beneath the banner of roasted coffee beans …

hoW cAN We haVe PRaXIs uNLesS BEv loSes hER meDICarE?