Matt Jenkins

Gen Z doesn't even begin to comprehend the wonders of the Blue Collar WAG subreddit

Given the "incredibly racist" part I feel like you can at least parlay this into a regular Washington Post column

Go fuck yourself

No sadder feeling than realizing your favorite sports analysis youtuber is now just chasing the bag with hawt taek slop

Saying this unprompted to a person on the bus reading a book.

George Harrison finds your marriage insufficiently complimentarian.

If you have more rulers in your cars glove compartment then the total of clowns up there on Capitol Hill, you just might be a Redneck.

Having a knowing chuckle as I type "I can handle the full Asian Spice dude I promise" in the special instructions section of the Domino's Deivery App.

Pete Herbstreit had asked away

Posting White Nonsense when theres a cheetoh in the white house. To answer your question...yes I am

POV I frew up

Poeyes should put freaking chicken on the menu if you ask me. Money on the table.

If there's one thing you'll never catch me doing, it's mansplaining A Little Life to hardworking Mexican families.

Pretty fucked up how you can basically do whatever to birds in this country unless they're owned by a veteran.

Watching Yellowstone clips, the Cleveland Browns will never find a QB1 until this country gives proper respect to ranch owners.

More Like Whole Paycheck

Charlie Perc

For being his campaign manager/bizarrely sweaty social media hype man I will be paid no less than 2 million dollars directly from the DNC and be permitted to keep it after resigning due to certain 2am DMs to various 23 year old DSA members.

In lieu of media hits we will simply livestream a 10 minute speech from his gaming rig where he uses the word "gay" as an insult no less than 32 times.

The working class is crying out for political leadership that truly represents their interests. Thats why I am proud to present an ideal candidate for office. He works as a scrap metal magnet fisherman on a boat he purchased with a loan from his Raytheon executive mom.

Absolutely simmering with rage to the point of being incapable of functioning. I will not see an entire generation of beautiful sons branded as "rapists in training" for finding joy and release in the lyrics of Hotel Room Service.

I'm finding connection, community, and meaning by getting into arguments about what does and does not constitute "true cowboy behavior" in the comments under Taylor Sheridan show youtube clips

How much sooner do we think the Union prevails if our boys in blue could wash down their Necco Wafers with a refreshing Baja Blast?

Look, a few more bucks on the catering budget and I really think he would have had something special going

Ben Sasse

Lots of voters every bit as erm "undiscerning" as them that are more or less completely up for grabs each election cycle.

Big consolation is that this will almost certainly be a career destroying disaster for her. Her only talent is peddling slop and kissing ass and now she actually has to do (actually difficult) stuff that she has had zero prperation for.

What if Baked Alaska was a Venture Capital Boer?

He's gonna go pick up some donuts for the guys later and you're not gonna believe what happens next!

Hell yeah man