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Gotta keep being that annoying speck in his eye to make him keep blinking

Thinking about setting up lawn chairs in the egg section of the grocery store this afternoon and laughing at people who are pissed that the price of eggs didn’t go down after all.

Today, honor a King, not a Felon. #mlkday2025

If these drone idiots that did this as stupid as they probably are, they’ll probably try to upload their footage somewhere.

Maybe these disasters aren’t a “punishment from god” like some of you believe.

Maybe this is all a test from whatever god you claim to believe in to see how you care for others in their time of need and how you love one another.

Spoiler alert: some of you are failing miserably.

Count your blessings, hug your pets closer and maybe consider donating to an animal rescue organization instead.

4/4

Please give people some grace: do not attack people for not being able to get to their pets in time to evacuate. You do not know their situation or their experience of what they’ve gone through and trust me, they don’t need you adding to their anguish and heartbreak.

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You might be shopping or at work, or stuck in traffic trying to get home to get your pets and sadly, sometimes you just can’t get there in time.

2/4

Something you need to understand about wildfires: they can burn hard and fast. So fast. This fire in LA is no different. That wind is acting like a bellow, and as anyone who has been a victim of these fires can tell you, sometimes you can’t move fast enough.

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For those evacuating with pets in LA: Hilton’s Homewood Suites, Home2 Suites, Embassy Suites, Hilton Garden Inn, Hampton, Tru and Canopy brands are all 100% pet friendly. Even cats! And a lot of hotels are waiving pet fees atm. Good on u Hilton! Pun intended: that’s hot.

While Trump is trolling Canada about annexing it, Canadians are in Los Angeles tonight dropping water on the Palisades fire. He’s a disgrace.

Wildfires do not care about your economic status or your political leanings.

They will burn everything down all the same.

No kidding. It’s so dumb, it hurts.

Meta plans to build a $10B subsea cable spanning the world, sources say | TechCrunch Meta, the parent of Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp, is the second-biggest driver of internet usage globally. Its properties — and their billions of

Guys. If you’re pissed off about Meta today, just a reminder to make you even more pissed off.

Sometimes you’ve got to touch the stove to find out that it burns, I guess.

If your grandfather started ranting that he was going to take over countries, change the name of the Gulf of Mexico and complain about windmills, you’d have him committed.

Here, we give them the Oval Office and the nuclear codes.

Jared Polis with the shittiest takes, yet again. Seems like you can always rely on him to provide that “god, just shut up! Why are you saying anything??!” moment.

Even the slugs and other slimy, crawly, invertebrates are like, “Aw hell nah, he ain’t with us.”

I’m really starting to think that if Jesus were around in this very moment, he would be flipping A LOT of fucking tables right now.

They voted for an image and idea of Trump that had been curated for them by Fox/right wing media over time. But really, Trump is like the Wizard of Oz while Elon, Thiel and their friends are behind the curtain controlling him.

Let’s start now. Maybe Musk stealing all Donny’s attention is what’s needed to get Trump to grab him by the scruff and put him back behind the fence again.

Yep. There’s two epidemics in this country right now: stupidity, and self-owns. Willingly bringing back deadly epidemics is one the biggest self-owns I can think of.

Exactly! It’s been a safe and effective vaccine for years. Millions of doses given. And now they want to withdraw it?! What the absolute fuck.

“Oh but he’s just bluffing/joking/kidding/playing 3d chess/whatever”

Even if he is, these far-right vigilantes aren’t. If Trump won’t do it, they will. This issue has been dangled over their heads like raw meat for years and they’re hungry.

You know the most annoying thing about all of our anger about our healthcare insurance problems & stories?

No politicians are stepping forward to say, “You know what? We hear you and we’re going to do something to fix it.”

As long as they get their donations and kickbacks, they don’t fucking care.

It’s exactly how I would make my stuffed animals do flips and cartwheels when I was pretending they were in the Olympics when I was five.

Can someone ask her if she’d be interested in running the Democratic Party? Pretty please?