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[studio exec who just watched weapons]: What if Alex grows up to change his name to Rust Cohle?

Don't forget recital tickets!

I don't want to hear another piece of wisdom that's fundamentally true, I want to go through it myself and then gush about it to someone else who doesn't want to hear it.

What's for dinner? Why not try, Too Much Salt!

Second rainy day drop off for me and I tracked dog poo through the entire house.

A green bakfiets with a yellow tub. In, and hanging out of, the tub is a small bale of hay.

I have no plan for what to do with a bale of hay, but I have one now. #carryshitolympics

You're trying to tell me that a lifetime of shutting down my emotions has not prepared me for this moment?

I ate too much tofurkey, my cilia!

Wagering if I find out from outside my window or from my computer.

Riddles? When I don't want to let my mind wander, but I don't want input, I like to have a tough puzzle to mull on.

Rain doesn't scare me, only the judgement of other parents scares me.

It was the first raining school drop off of the season, and I got completely decked out. Just way over compensated for what turned into light drizzle at 66F

Waking up from a nap to see that the sky is dark and declaring it's Fall. I'm available to be a sleepy town's mascot.

Dang, another reason I don't need some outdoor cats in my life right now.

Big year for parasitic creatures in my family. One of the dogs got ticks on a hike, the 5 year old got a leech in a lake, and now the bunk bed we got on Facebook Marketplace spawned bed bugs.

Joe Rogan...the electrician from NewsRadio?

A 4 foot by 8 foot planter box with no plants and fully shaded.

A 1 foot by 4 foot planter box with a tall trellis in full sun. It's set up in a small dirt patch next to a brick house.

Took a mental health day which was working on my garden. One of our planter boxes does not get enough sun, so I started breaking it down to make smaller ones elsewhere.

Of all the things I've said with poor judgement that my kids have globbed onto, the current one is pretty good.

After a rambling explanation of a game that they were making up where we copy each other's drawings of monsters and also guess what they're called, "that's the whole point."

Every software developer has that one decision that has been haunting them for 4 years.

I'm tired all the time because of an emoji.

Installing linux as a hangover cure

One thing that has worked surprisingly well with our kids is setting timers. Can we go down the toy aisle? Yea, I'm setting a 5 minute timer. I don't want to take a shower. Ok, set a timer for up to an hour. Incredible

I have a friend who was saying this a few years ago. I didn't really understand it then, but i definitely agree now.

The prompt is: add an 's' to make something completely wrong.

I touched too much grass and got a migraine.

Recipe?

Every time I have one of the basic food dishes after a long hiatus, it's like rediscovering a whole culinary tradition. Like have you tried beans **with** rice?!

At the Legoland castle hotel: the dragon light stays on.

Lounging on a couch while the 6 year old passes me a head of lettuce to munch on, and making sure to give the Chihuahua a bite. Not sure what this is, but it's something.

I didn't. I tried to avoid the stories and just explore for a while. I was so disappointed when a random high rise had just one floor to go to, and maybe a handful of rooms there. It didn't play like enough of a sandbox for me.

Maybe I didn't give it enough of a chance :shrug:

Trying to find out the name of the band for a song on the radio. It took a friend and I three weeks till we caught the dj saying, 'And that was Female of the Species by Space.'

We'd show up to class everyday relaying our listening times and strategies.