@mrallansmith.bsky.social
News, music, other people’s jokes and #LUFC - not in that order
If I were running Labour comms I would commission an app called 'Will the Tories/Reform deport you?' then let the reactions on TikTok and Instagram do their work.
22.10.2025 10:29 — 👍 1350 🔁 318 💬 74 📌 44
Good old Mr Herbert
Enjoyed Peter Drury’s pronunciation of ‘Kerkez’ today
kagi.com/proxy/family...
if you dont stop calling us nazis we will have the secret police disappear you to a slave labor camp
25.09.2025 11:25 — 👍 6849 🔁 1487 💬 41 📌 20
Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X
21.09.2025 02:58 — 👍 17210 🔁 4141 💬 261 📌 350
The UK’s problems aren’t caused by immigration on.ft.com/46p3BPl
18.09.2025 04:40 — 👍 443 🔁 151 💬 23 📌 24
I can
I can
30.08.2025 17:14 — 👍 17305 🔁 4090 💬 358 📌 344Yeah, on £150k/week 😃
13.08.2025 19:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Think the length of contract and any opt-outs are key - if it’s two years-ish, then it looks like a decent bet (not unlike Nmecha)
13.08.2025 19:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0There’s no water in it 🤷
13.08.2025 12:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Currently halfway through a Grassington-Burnsall circular - can confirm it’s too hot 🥵
13.08.2025 11:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Lovely part of the world…spent New Year there once
02.08.2025 10:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
20.07.2025 14:47 — 👍 25403 🔁 5641 💬 412 📌 930Sacrilege
18.07.2025 18:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My word 😍
18.07.2025 18:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0him (a man of wealth and taste): please allow me to introduce myself.
me (puzzled by the nature of his game): woo woo
Top work 🙌
23.05.2025 06:17 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’ve got 2025.14.6 and it doesn’t seem to have addressed the TCU bug. Don’t know if anyone else is still seeing the same thing?
16.05.2025 08:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s definitely going to be tough, but Leicester/Southampton have come down with essentially the same players they came down with two years ago. We will hopefully be in a pretty different position.
01.05.2025 12:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No thanks
28.04.2025 12:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tune 👍🏻
03.04.2025 18:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Wow 😮
24.03.2025 17:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What 2025 feels like
09.03.2025 04:52 — 👍 927 🔁 209 💬 14 📌 1Genuinely unbelievable
26.02.2025 20:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“We’re cutting everything”
Tory growth plan, 2010.
Probably the final straw - especially if we end up dropping points
04.01.2025 16:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yep, agree 👍🏻
02.01.2025 14:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0100%. Not sure what the people who want Farke out are looking for…do we have to win 46 out of 46 for them to be happy?
Similar thing going on with recruitment - we all jump on the many bad signings (Victor 👀) but there’s no praise for the excellent recruitment this summer.
HNY Mr G
31.12.2024 18:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You can do that already, I think? As long as the passenger seat is unoccupied.
02.12.2024 18:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
