Docktor Phaustus

Why is a baby’s first instinct upon picking up a cup to turn it upside down? #dadlife

22.07.2025 16:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Where are we going and what are we doing in this hand basket? #USA

24.06.2025 17:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sometimes you hit the tree, sometimes the tree hits you. #carshopping #totalloss #butforreal

22.05.2025 21:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Senate has the opportunity to do the funniest thing today. #caesarsalad

15.03.2025 22:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A four-panel comic called Instinct is Weird. In panel 1, a yellow warbler looks at a beautiful nest in a shrub and says "I made this for some reason". In panel 2, there are five eggs in the nest and she says "these are my smooth round children". In panel 3 an egg has hatched into a yelling hatchling, and she says "Oh no now it's loud". In panel 4 she looks distressed as five hatchlings now fill the nest, begging for food, and she says "help".

Hello new followers! Here's one of my favorite older comics.

18.01.2025 17:28 — 👍 24740    🔁 2685    💬 190    📌 81

For those who use Apple TVs, I have a pro-tip that I think will change your life: put a Pop-Socket on there.

#uselessprotip #unless

03.02.2025 23:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can’t wait! Let’s hope this episode is as canonically-Jess as ever!

03.02.2025 22:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We’re at the part of the season where I check the weather and go, “Nice! 22 degrees, its a warm day!”
#Chicago

23.01.2025 12:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Had a dream last night that @rowaniscool.bsky.social became my manager and was making my life miserable. It was awesome.

22.01.2025 13:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In times like these, optimism can be a form of rebellion.

22.01.2025 12:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m just going to be over here waiting for the Ren Faire. #bristolrenfaire #sevenmonthsaway #whatarehashtagsfor

20.01.2025 15:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0