erick (shiny variant)

Call a flatulence.. but not for me!

Gobbler here ✋️

The best part about getting your car emissions checked is being put in the little box that sounds like the inside of a giant mechanical monster while you wait

This morning i made pancakes and messed up the last one, so what now youngest children

Toilet paper for men

^y

I'm the mountains shrouded in mist

Some people are gonna be in real big trouble if the ever make crime illegal.......

The dead skeleton bones were much cheaper than i expected

guys let's FUN the police

I'm not just being weird, this actually happened to me today

Pretty neat that you can get cadaver bones installed in your face at the place next to the Safeway

Rubbery blob is the current state

Bones 2.0 they just came out

Heading out for my Bone Replacement Therapy. Should be back in time for lunch

First off, don't call them "elf-eyes." They're just eyes, so jot that down. Second, I don't see shit.

Sleeping with the garbage man for garbage

Been working on my posture lately and i think its almost done

Yeah I've got PTSD:

Puddings
Tarts
Souffles
Depression

This post is about how i hate reddit

LPT: to get your dishes nice and clean, use hot water and soap (i use a special soap made just for dishes) and wash/scrub them in the hot soapy water with a sponge until clean. You can also use a dishwashing machine, if you have one, which does a similar thing and provides pretty similar results

Cheugy fun? On MY bsky app??

Doesn't matter if i win or lose this pissing match, i just love pissing

When the synth went brwaren-narner-non, brwarn-te-brwan-nert.. i felt that

That's very thoughtful of you

You're lucky to have such cool friends

Given the chance, how many bees do you think you would eat? For me, I think zero. I would eat zero bees

Btw, Mini Ninjas is $1.50 on steam rn

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In my mind palace nailing boards to the windows and stacking heavy furniture behind the front door