erick (still scared)

my beautiful daughter Bathleen Genuflect

bring back the satya yuga, bring back the quetzalcoatl catbus, bring back the primordial tequila w/ the quark-gluon lemon

Think my selective serotonins done been reuptaked

It's all about the toppings you don't put on it

Toast came from a time before bakers had developed a way to tell if they’d already baked the bread

spider with a knife

I Got PUNCHED In All The Different FACE PARTS So You Don't Have To

Unconscionable behavior.. bring the hammer down!

I never see anyone cuss here, so I don't think so

Simulation Simulator 2025

Bansky? Bansky? Baskny?

You're just like bansky

Spooge Cola

Jokes on you, I was already holding my horses because they love hugs

Im a t-shirt artist, in that, i express myself through the wearing of various t-shirts

If you could have any superpower, what is your social security number?

Downloading kung fu a la The Matrix only to realize I'm too fat and out of shape to do any of the cool moves "woah"

Unless you're planning on getting smashed on the head with an anvil or a big safe or something DO NOT get the accordionification surgery

You’re laughing? I slipped on a banana peel, stumbled down a flight of stairs into a kitchen where the chef hit me in the face with a frying pan, then careened out into the street where a piano was dropped onto me and you’re LAUGHING?

Sorry for being arrogant I decided to like myself

Sipping salubrious syrups

many of my bros in the er sufferig from poasters wrist

WHAT

4. Typos

list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong.

1. Posting things
2. Liking poats
3. Replying to posta

[cleans your hard to reach places]

A game mechanic is someone who repairs video games

Just saw an actual dumpster fire #flames #wastemanagement

Always share some apples from your bowl of apples with your wife

Pointing to myself when i show up anywhere: