PAM!

Leo Sayer album cover where he is jumping in the air with enthusiasm

*asking my psychiatrist to "give me something that will make me do this"*

what's the part of adulthood where you get emotional because the avocado you bought is perfectly ripe

Black and white winter photograph of a clear calm pond surrounded by evergreen trees. The banks of the pond are covered in snow. There is a hint of frosty snow on the trees, but they otherwise appear black, in contrast to the white snow and overcast, almost foggy sky. The jagged line of trees and the light of the sky above them are reflected in the water. The scene is one of serene quiet contrast.

Betweent frequencies of light and dark.
#Photography

Tonight! On our casino floor! Gambling!

big milestone today. played catch with my son for the first time.

(he has learned that chicken nuggets can be thrown).

This looks much like the setup I remember as a kid.

Well, I love you and I hate this.

if you ever see me on a horse just know me and the horse have no idea how I got there

Fenced in backyard with yellow grass, icy fringes. A small bird at the back circled in red.

Waiting on the icy gates of hell to let loose its horde of porcelain precipitous death upon us. And this avian harbinger of frigid fate staring and waiting to pick through my frozen bones. Otherwise, trying to keep a positive attitude.

Concrete floor, plexiglass roof, 200 foot long aisle looks like a self-storage facility with about 40 open doors and all kinds of furniture, clocks, paintings, metalwork, lamps, decorative screens.

With over 2000 merchants spread over 17 acres, the browsing is overwhelming. One store would have several hundred antique, gold mirrors, AND SO WOULD THE NEXT ONE! And the one across from it. This is one of the shorter aisles, one of three in this building. It's one of the smaller markets.

That's my weakness, man. I want a sunroom full of gold framed mirrors, mirrored balls and chandeliers. And a bitchin' sound system.

Niece missing. Jumped out a 2nd story window so someone she met on the internet could pick her up sometime between midnight and 3am. She doesn’t have a phone.

If you or someone you know picked her up in the middle of the night, she’s an autistic minor who probably said she was 18.

BRING HER BACK.

Ohhhhhhhhh nooooo, no, NO!!!!

can someone tell the Kool-Aid Man that it’s not “oh yeah” right now, it’s actually extremely “oh no” atm

🏆

Death sits in a corner at a Starbucks and tastes a pumpkin spice latte for the first time. “It’s actually quite good,” he muses to himself. The name written on his cup says “Derp”.

there's an old man at the gym working out in boxer shorts a ribbed white tank top undershirt and black socks pulled up nearly to his knees and i have finally decided what i want to be when i grow up

I'll take it over the gross dude obstacle course any day.

I got myself one for Christmas and I was just thinking of it fondly 😆

YouTube video by Joe P - Topic Don't Wanna Love U - Stripped

Please remember Joe P is the kind of dude who stops to have a photo with this weird day-glow lady in a wheelchair and still be wearing the same tank two days later in a different city probably not because it still smells like me. At all.
WHOLE ALBUM OUT TODAY!!

YOU MUST DO YOUR STRETCHES TO HAVE STRENGTH TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES.

In need of art. Post more please.

Current state of *gestures to everything* is getting me down. Let's share more and more of humans being creative.

I was willing to compromise with taco trucks on every corner. I'm reasonable.

kids, not to get too divisive here but i don’t want a bunch of degenerates running every aspect of life on this planet

I'm going to bookmark this so I can embroider it on a tea towel someday.

Literally Free To Be You And Me.

Oh, no. I am not. I've not at all been cleared for pivoting. Long way from pivoting.

I fuzzy pumpered, man. I fuzzy pumpered in an age when you didn't say "pregnant" on television.

doing the loudest sigh you've ever heard and when you ask what's wrong i say "nothing, it's fine". and it is fine, can't a bitch even sigh anymore?

Was wondering how long it had been since Bob Wehadababyitsaboy. Kid could have a bachelor's degree by now.