Carson Cornelius

Respect to the tigers and mariners for this sick game but I wanna go to bed

FANTASTIC SHOW. I sometimes get the clips on TikTok somehow and remember how unhinged the customers were (usually drunk)

Shout out Colleen at Midway too

I read this about 6 times and I’m still not entirely sure what he’s attempting to say??

(yes I know he’s a crazy person, I understand this)

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For all the marbles at Wrigley North Saturday. #flythew

RIP to a Chicago legend. What an incredible life.

WHOOP THERE IT IS, KING TUCK

oh cubs. that is bruuuutal.

I cannot laugh at him because I think it’s a meme coin attempt at going viral

The 21 combined runs in the first inning in the Cubs/Brewers NLDS are 3 more than in the first innings of any other series in postseason history

IAN HAPP GET ALL THE WAY OUT

FREDDDDDDDDIE

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems... SIMON: What? SHAPIRO: ...Or saying... SIMON: You imagine that? SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over. SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level. SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this. SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

Americans can’t stop betting parlays. Sportbooks are cashing in. As betting booms, parlays are accounting for an increasing share of the money wagered on sports, according to a Washington Post analysis of state data.

How America’s favorite sports bet is fueling sportsbook profits

Parlays are becoming more popular, accounting for an increasing share of the money wagered on sports, according to a Post analysis of betting data. Bettors lose billions a year on these bets.

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YouTube video by Crumbite Jankees Lose

start spreading the news… daaaaa yankees lose

Michigan Avenue right now.

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ONE DAY MORE. #FlyTheW

done and done

Keller!!!! What an escape! Let’s get some runs! #Cubs

ohhhhhh cubs. not like this.

Katy Perry went to “space” I think she can talk herself into being the UNC head coach

The Cubs/Brewers NLDS is the first series in postseason history in which both teams scored in the first inning in each of the first three games

Starving children screaming for food as US aid cuts unleash devastation and death across Myanmar U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio has repeatedly said “no one has died" because of his government’s decision to gut its foreign aid program.

Horrific reporting from the AP on the Myanmar families watching their kids starve to death from Trump and Musk’s aid cuts apnews.com/article/myan...

time to start saving up

A thought for Bryce: try “I’m incredibly thankful, my wife and child are doing very well”

My new PR firm will make millions with the advice of “don’t sound like an insane person”

Daaaaaaaa bearssss

I’m not body shaming but I’m also honest this Texas boy is gonna roll through Portillo’s once and switch allegiances

Just running around the facility yelling “northwestern!!!” at anyone who even looks at him

One battle after another review: YOOOOOOOOO THAT ROCKED

Now, UCLA's interim head coach, Tim Skipper, is tied with Franklin with one career top-10 win against a Big Ten opponent.

I'm wheezing.