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@metalson.bsky.social

Freelance marine biologist, stoner doom metal zealot. Weird as fuck on LA stages, annoying as fuck on the internet. Parody account, not the real @metalson

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this is an area of the human experience youโ€™ve never encountered and have no familiarity with. you should talk about other things instead, leave the economic talk to the normal-income people

16.02.2026 00:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yeah, thatโ€™s what i said itโ€™s not my fault

15.02.2026 23:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

its not my fault it reads like a pro-newsom tweet

15.02.2026 23:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the voters who arenโ€™t already captured by trump generally, do not crave evil. i know it goes against your values, but its a good strategy to instead pick the least evil candidate. it will be tough for you but the ends justify the means.

15.02.2026 23:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

everybody at the democratic iowa caucus is going to declare their opposition to trump lol.

you have to pick one, and people like you are going to pick whoever seems the most evil because you think its a smart strategy, but its not. though youโ€™ll never believe this, its counter-productive

15.02.2026 23:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the answer is that the primary election should be the apparatus that decides who, not punditry.

15.02.2026 09:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Newsom isnโ€™t anti trans as a means of electoral strategy, itโ€™s because of his personal philosophy, and thatโ€™s a part of what makes him a poor candidate to articulate an opposing vision to what the GOP is promoting.

15.02.2026 09:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Ruben Rabasa in the i think you should leave car sketch. caption: Oh my god

Ruben Rabasa in the i think you should leave car sketch. caption: Oh my god

15.02.2026 03:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

such an important distinction. it needs to be repeated that Gavin Newsome for example isnโ€™t trying to โ€œmeet the voters where theyโ€™re atโ€ on trans issues, heโ€™s trying to convince the democratic base to abandon trans rights as a core value.

15.02.2026 03:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œthe ideal political leader should go wherever the winds take themโ€

15.02.2026 03:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

basically nihilism.

15.02.2026 03:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

its so refreshing to see someone being open to being held accountable.

14.02.2026 22:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿซก

14.02.2026 18:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the abolition of chattel slavery was an establishment of nonviolence

14.02.2026 10:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if i were trying to roll a joint with this much weed i would rip 1/3 of the length off the paper first, gives you an easier ratio to work with.

14.02.2026 02:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yeah AKOTSK would not be this good if they tried to make the seasons last 13 episodes. Might have been even better as movies, but a six episode season suits it well.

13.02.2026 21:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what is needed is a steel furnace

13.02.2026 04:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

probably lying and still doing it anyway

13.02.2026 02:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

conduit is closing soon so itโ€™s probably too late for you, tbh

13.02.2026 00:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you HAVE to go through with it

12.02.2026 23:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The white lions refuse to commune with me because i keep watching tv shows where the aliens donโ€™t look like Jane Goodall

12.02.2026 23:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

100% certain he stopped doing it because heโ€™s scared

12.02.2026 23:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Flyer taped to a lightpole that reads: We Need POSITIVE Media Representations to Prepare for ASCENSION Not Star Wars (The Mother Earth is ascending on behalf of ALL LIFE.)
Sexist and militaristic portravals such de the wrongly-bortraved older Arduria
DAUGHTER of Admiral Ackbar depicted above-left juxtaposed with the similarly older and FEMALE Earth primatologist Jane Goodall above-right] in science-fiction and fantasy media DO NOT help the ascension efforts of people supportive of the Mother Planet Earth as she/it returns to the fifth-dimensional branespace-based aspect of the cosmic environment where NO prejudice or bias exists but rather GENUINE unity consciousness-based experience (i.e. equality-based) pertains for all sentient beings and the interconnected Web
SOON. Expand your conscioue branespace-based awareness NOW! of Life (as more than just a concept.) p-d-5-branespace conduit CLOSING
Sirius Is Here / White Lions Assist
Expect Galactic Ascension soon.
Earth is leaving 3D/4D reality
Be your real/total CONSCIOUS SELF.

Flyer taped to a lightpole that reads: We Need POSITIVE Media Representations to Prepare for ASCENSION Not Star Wars (The Mother Earth is ascending on behalf of ALL LIFE.) Sexist and militaristic portravals such de the wrongly-bortraved older Arduria DAUGHTER of Admiral Ackbar depicted above-left juxtaposed with the similarly older and FEMALE Earth primatologist Jane Goodall above-right] in science-fiction and fantasy media DO NOT help the ascension efforts of people supportive of the Mother Planet Earth as she/it returns to the fifth-dimensional branespace-based aspect of the cosmic environment where NO prejudice or bias exists but rather GENUINE unity consciousness-based experience (i.e. equality-based) pertains for all sentient beings and the interconnected Web SOON. Expand your conscioue branespace-based awareness NOW! of Life (as more than just a concept.) p-d-5-branespace conduit CLOSING Sirius Is Here / White Lions Assist Expect Galactic Ascension soon. Earth is leaving 3D/4D reality Be your real/total CONSCIOUS SELF.

Whoever keeps posting these flyers outside my work is contributing more to the discourse than any of you

12.02.2026 22:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 92    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

If you donโ€™t believe ICE is inherently fascist, you should lead with that before you share any kind of political opinion.

12.02.2026 19:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you believe ICE is inherently fascist, you need to ask yourself why the democratic party is ideologically committed to funding and legitimizing it.

12.02.2026 19:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my grandparents wore them, in my family, they are special

12.02.2026 00:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

EXPERIENCE the smelly bathroom from the movie PCU

12.02.2026 00:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Epstein is inevitable in a world that tolerates the existence of billionaires. the rot starts with JB and his ilk

11.02.2026 22:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

youre a billionaire, every day you exist is a crime against humanity on a scale thats hard to comprehend

11.02.2026 22:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yeah for managers who donโ€™t understand at all what their staff actually do and are desperately trying to make it look like they are doing something productive, this stuff is very exciting

11.02.2026 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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