Matt Olson

what like, to poop?

pirates are the only type of criminal who have their own special accent just for them

nancy mace is like a cartoon character, because if you look at a picture of her in profile she looks normal, but if you see a front-facing image of her, your brain kinda doesn’t understand what it’s looking at.

yes i need my fbi handlers to teach me that when someone says “all the fires during the blm protests” they actually mean “one specific fire”. i am sorry, i am posting from Moscow and still learning english. ✌️

its kinda tragic cause you can see him making a genuine effort to do something good but he cannot overcome his posters disease.

everybody knows its impossible for all fires ever started to have more than one single source

therefore all the fires ever were set by me

i literally set a fire once when i was camping. lmao

yes

thats just not true. when cops attack the general public with riot control weapons, fires get started. its a reflexive and predictable reaction. its just what happens. 1 out of 100 people are always going to have that as a natural reaction to being teargassed, like a reflex.

god he just couldn’t help himself

nobody believes you would be the least bit critical of ICE under a democratic administration

my biggest pet peeve is how they never talk about how the stillsuit recycles urine and feces. absolute cowardice.

so, no?

The two parties are tied together by a length of rope. They can only be so far apart or the 2 party system collapses. Therefore when you tolerate the democratic party moving to the right, you are mandating that the GOP move to the right. By supporting Biden/Harris you support Trump’s fascist descent

doesn’t have his nose plugs in, he wont survive long

The intersection of anti-vax eugenics and racist mass-kidnapping is industrial murder via forced infection.

Good, i was having trouble finding a lawyer who takes the sovereign citizen movement seriously!

Cole Escola as Daemon II in season 3 let’s go!

I couldnt stop thinking about this. Reading, going through notes and put together a rough timeline that would explain that spread of symptoms and the long and short of it is they shot this man so full of antipsychotic medication no one could ever justify and it made his body poison itself to death.

black & white photo of Tom Waits, Lemmy Kilmister, Billie Joe Armstrong, & Prince, but actually it’s Metallica

Tom Waits, Lemmy Kilmister, Billie Joe Armstrong, & Prince

screenshot of instagram video from @ice_out_ofla with caption reading “Deaf high school senior arrested by DHS”. comment underneath from cesarchavez_thepug reads: What an idiot to be out there! He's lucky he didn't get a rubber bullet! Stay home or get ICED”

user profile for cesarchavez_thepug with a profile photo of a cute pug wearing a winter jacket and sticking its tongue out. The bio reads: Official ig of Cesar Chavez the Pug aka Mr. Pug 9 year old Double fawn who's brother is Oliver the Golden Retriever. loves slow sniffing walks & treats

a cat account would never say something like this

me too, all 151 of them

I cant verify if this anecdote is true but if so, very funny comparison of what kinds of flags Dylan Carlson considers a deal breaker vs what flags he doesn’t.

real stupid of humans to evolve from chimpanzees instead of orangutans, that’s where we fucked up

what exactly is the “mission” that they want ICE to meet, I wonder…

don draper: “you can’t”

the concentration camp program is bipartisan, and you support it

You would tell someone who wanted to abolish concentration camps that they wanted a pony

no