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Zach Wenzel

@zachw3nz3l.bsky.social

If I were a spice, I'd be flour.

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I kind of can't stand when #F1 comes to America.

It's all so cliche and gimmicky that it just borders on cringe to me.

01.05.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yup. Needs to be immensely more difficult to get a driver's license.

19.04.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"why the honk?"

"Because you weren't going."

"Yeah, there were people crossing the street."

"Yeah but" *shrugs*

"But what? You want me to run em over next time?"

"Well, no."

"Then but what?"

*He rolls the window up*

People like that are why I'm nervous to even cross the street.

19.04.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was waiting for traffic & pedestrians to cross the street before I turned right.

The car behind me honked twice.

After the pedestrians crossed, I turn. The trailing car follows me through.

And then they pull up alongside me at the next stop light.

I roll the window down and ask him...

19.04.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There's an occupied ambulance sitting in the parking lot of my local skate park like how an Uber waits at the perimeter of a concert letting out.

16.04.2025 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Breaking News: Mohsen Mahdawi, a Columbia student activist who is a legal permanent resident, was arrested by ICE at a meeting he thought was a step to becoming a U.S. citizen. nyti.ms/4cxlwG4

14.04.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1933    πŸ” 950    πŸ’¬ 248    πŸ“Œ 179

Palou is on track for his worst result of the season... P2.

The man is a menace in an #IndyCar.

13.04.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
13.04.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tell me not to book these shockingly cheap flights to the Faroe Islands.

11.04.2025 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BRB gotta do a bank run

10.04.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"These would be heinous (...) criminals who have broken our nation's laws repeatedly."

Ok. I think this is nuts and, obviously, unconstitutional. But there is at least one citizen that immediately comes to mind and fits the criteria whose "deportation" I would support.

08.04.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My kids keep calling me Homer Simpson πŸ˜‘

08.04.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SVG, KyBu, Kyle Larson, & Brad Keselowski.

I have a picture with Brad but we both look terrible and I'm not willing to embarrass myself to embarrass him.

08.04.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Perfect example of what this article is talking about:

07.04.2025 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4322    πŸ” 386    πŸ’¬ 67    πŸ“Œ 31

Gonna buy Dramamine stock with all this motion.

07.04.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They sure are. Profiles in courage πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

07.04.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is my hometown and I'm stunned to see it.

Elated to see it. But still stunned.

05.04.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This would be a life sentence for my mother.

I'm not saying I disagree though.

02.04.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Per BP: Heated post-IndyCar race discussion between Dev & Scotty Mac in regards to the incident at the beginning of the race. Please know there is language in this if you have littles around.

23.03.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 12

Don't speak it into existence

23.03.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This #IndyCar championship is going to be wrapped up in July.

23.03.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope they red flag it, if T&S is down in addition to the broadcast signal.

#IndyCar

23.03.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's not that serious lol

22.03.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jeez. Y'all know it's only Lawson's second full race with the team, right?

Give him a minute. Like can we get to Miami, at least?

#F1 #ChineseGP

22.03.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Grazie ragazzi.

#F1 #ChineseGP

22.03.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1405 days to go.

17.03.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He destroyed the car.

#F1 #AusGP

16.03.2025 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#Sebring time.

Who you got?

I'm thinking an MSR victory today.

15.03.2025 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm not the fastest in the world, especially on my loaded up commuter bike. But I'm no slouch either.

I was moving around 16mph when this absolute unit ripped past me.

Legend.

(NSFW language)

13.03.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Road America getting an endurance round next year is, literally, the best news of the year.

#IMSA #Motorsport

13.03.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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