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"You gave up drinking and changed your name to Bacchus? Is this some sort of joke?" "Yes". Just a very naughty hikikomori

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emoji of two simple pares of legs facing eachother with big butts

emoji of two simple pares of legs facing eachother with big butts

the emoji of two people hugging over the emoji of the legs. It makes the people hugging look like they have giant bottoms

the emoji of two people hugging over the emoji of the legs. It makes the people hugging look like they have giant bottoms

hi i made this for discord if you want it it only works on pc and android

01.11.2025 23:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5028    ๐Ÿ” 1532    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 58    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21
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"My father was a toolmaker"

25.01.2026 13:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 86    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Linguistsky, has anyone encountered a name for the "menty b" "sunny d" style abbreviation yet?

20.01.2026 14:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 44    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Whoever put in the request for KOYAANISQATSI todayโ€ฆ youโ€™ve manifested it. Weโ€™ve just added a special screening next Tue 3rd December, and itโ€™s from 35mm.

๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ : buff.ly/bS0Lx5g

28.11.2025 09:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nothing better than a talismanic Troy leading the line

16.11.2025 17:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's taken Watford 6 years and 12 managers to go from Javi Gracia to Javi Gracia, or alternatively 6 years for Gino Pozzo to admit he shouldn't have sacked him all those years ago.

08.10.2025 12:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I walked out of Eddington unhappy but it is absolutely brimming with little details, nods and props (i scoffed at the exhibit Cross crushes falling through a roof).

08.10.2025 08:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Peacehaven: Fire at East Sussex mosque probed as 'hate crime' Video appears to show two people in balaclavas at the mosque before a large blaze spreads.

Men in balaclavas set fire to a mosque in East Sussex last night. It's only appearing on the BBC's local coverage, rather than its main national headlines, despite coming just a week after the (also under-reported) firebombing of an asylum hotel in London last week
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

05.10.2025 08:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1074    ๐Ÿ” 823    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 48    ๐Ÿ“Œ 74

"Protests Are Highly Effective, Met Police Confirm"

04.10.2025 21:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 705    ๐Ÿ” 311    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Given the way the game went, I can see some of the logic in some of the choices - Ngakia for Wiley looked pre-organised 60min swap as they both come back from injury. I imagine Alleyne and Wiley will have to play as part of their loan deals - whether that helps or hurts us we will have to wait

27.09.2025 18:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh I 100% made this up - no evidence whatsoever. Given how opaque the way we operate is, I'm just clutching at straws to understand why we are rotating the squad like it's pre season.

27.09.2025 13:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My conspiracy theory is that Pezzolano doesn't have final say on selections and gets told to give some players minutes - Watford being Watford we know something is wrong but we've no idea why and who is primarily to blame (besides it near certainly being Gino)

27.09.2025 13:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
I also have advice. Everybody loves reading advice on the computer, so I'll share it: the best thing you can do right now is log off as hard as you can. Go outside, talk to people in real life where it's actually kind of rude to talk about the news, try to actually see the friends you usually just text message. Go for a long drive and turn the phone off while you do it. Get back into your hobbies or pick one and learn it for a while. Watch one of those studio movies that reviews called "wildly miscalculated" and you haven't seen since high school. Play an album you like but find embarrassing. Go to free community events even if they sound stupid. If you take the freeway, try the surface streets. Go to a bad diner and just order some bad coffee because even bad coffee is good coffee.
You can't help anybody when you're exhausted and keep posting one million college-educated rewordings of "I would love to be dead right now" on the computer. Walk away from the thing and try out some of those normal things you hear about and if you get bored that's wonderful because we're not supposed to get bored anymore. It turns out boredom is the Cadillac of feelings.

I also have advice. Everybody loves reading advice on the computer, so I'll share it: the best thing you can do right now is log off as hard as you can. Go outside, talk to people in real life where it's actually kind of rude to talk about the news, try to actually see the friends you usually just text message. Go for a long drive and turn the phone off while you do it. Get back into your hobbies or pick one and learn it for a while. Watch one of those studio movies that reviews called "wildly miscalculated" and you haven't seen since high school. Play an album you like but find embarrassing. Go to free community events even if they sound stupid. If you take the freeway, try the surface streets. Go to a bad diner and just order some bad coffee because even bad coffee is good coffee. You can't help anybody when you're exhausted and keep posting one million college-educated rewordings of "I would love to be dead right now" on the computer. Walk away from the thing and try out some of those normal things you hear about and if you get bored that's wonderful because we're not supposed to get bored anymore. It turns out boredom is the Cadillac of feelings.

RIP Kaleb Horton
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/

27.09.2025 13:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4859    ๐Ÿ” 1788    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 40    ๐Ÿ“Œ 103

Electioneering without any idea of governance; their politics is just about winning. And once they've won, any complaints about their performance is just "sore losers" and "loonie lefties".

25.09.2025 14:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Indeed - far too much change for us to be confident in any department. My conspiracy theory is that the squad is being picked by committee and that Mr Pozzo is keen to have all the players play; my suspicions aside, we've been just short of getting results even with the churn so there's hope

23.09.2025 00:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I regret to inform you that Gwar has pushed the boundaries of good taste.

22.09.2025 19:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2086    ๐Ÿ” 414    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 69    ๐Ÿ“Œ 98

I'm fairly inured to Watford disappointment, I'm more concerned that Mr Pozzo isn't and will sack another manager before we have settled on a first XI. The chopping and changing is not reassuring on the pitch (although somewhat understandable) but we can't progress if we sack another coach by xmas

22.09.2025 21:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nothing has made my inner pedant sadder than seeing "overexaggerate" in the dictionary

20.09.2025 20:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The sunshine inspired an incredible shift from a garden spider who knocked up a full web across the metre and a bit bin stores since this morning. I wish I had that work ethic

19.09.2025 14:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dr Cuckyll and Mr Hyde-the-Sausage

18.09.2025 22:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very much enjoyed "Paul and Paulette Take a Bath" - I was sold on the title alone and it passed the Ronseal test

18.09.2025 22:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's very silly and takes itself very seriously - any excuse to watch Tilda and Tom as undead aesthetes though (and Jim's noise rock gently shoehorned in)

18.09.2025 14:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought that might fly - doesn't quite capture the "I'd be more surprised if it had gone as planned" energy but it's a good portmanteau and that'll do

18.09.2025 14:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dismissappointment? Misappointment. Something like that. Wordjazz

18.09.2025 13:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Met didn't use facial recognition at Unite the Kingdom demo - but did at Notting Hill As cops' use of facial recognition expands across the UK, why did the Met not use it at a far-right event - but did at a Black-led one?

Met didn't use facial recognition at Unite the Kingdom demo - but did at Notting Hill

As cops' use of facial recognition expands across the UK, why did the Met not use it at a far-right event - but did at a Black-led one?
www.thecanary.co/uk/news/2025...

16.09.2025 12:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 102    ๐Ÿ” 68    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Coldplay fans boo as Chris Martin asks crowd to โ€˜send loveโ€™ to Charlie Kirkโ€™s family Chris Martin has been criticised for giving a shoutout to the late right-wing activist during a concert at Wembley

No, Charlie Kirk shouldn't have been killed. But, no, Chris Martin, I'm not sending any love to his family as they want to continue his work. Coldplay judging the mood in London incorrectly. We don't like hateful bigotry here.
www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/cold...

16.09.2025 06:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 106    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
A painting of the band, Frankie Goes To Hollywood, in front of obscured screens from the game, Frankie Goes To Hollywood, under the heading, Frankie Goes To Hollywood (for Spectrum 48K and Commodore 64 computers). The men have early onset to late stage mullets. Beneath is the price point (ยฃ9.95 - about ยฃ39.95 in 2024), promises of an included audio tape, and a list of retailers you can purchase the software from; at ad bottom is the highly reflective logo of Ocean.

A painting of the band, Frankie Goes To Hollywood, in front of obscured screens from the game, Frankie Goes To Hollywood, under the heading, Frankie Goes To Hollywood (for Spectrum 48K and Commodore 64 computers). The men have early onset to late stage mullets. Beneath is the price point (ยฃ9.95 - about ยฃ39.95 in 2024), promises of an included audio tape, and a list of retailers you can purchase the software from; at ad bottom is the highly reflective logo of Ocean.

"Welcome to the Pleasuregame..." (Source.)

15.09.2025 12:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 51    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I used to get told off by people for calling certain people fascists - apparently it weakened the word - now, those people I called fascists are being fascists - what really weakens the word is not using it when we can try and stop them and only use it when they have power

15.09.2025 13:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 270    ๐Ÿ” 43    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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Vata unlucky to be the odd-one-out today and I would have preferred we changed shape to accommodate him. I hope next time you're over we can put on something more of a show!

13.09.2025 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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