Is it just the written word that lacks mobile game traffic?

I was stuck on the Star Wars mobile game for a month and remember there being a series of YouTubers pumping out content about how each patch was breaking the game and strats for how to minimize the money/time spent grinding

As soon as history textbooks have to start writing about the 21st century, all of the quotes, images, and stories of important people are going to get so dumb

Like kids will flip back a hundred pages and ask "wait, did Abraham Lincoln ever have an opinion on the bad-back-dead-people?"

Jules in Pulp Fiction

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" Yeah, well,, I don't remember asking YOU a gotdamn THING.,

A U.S. surgeon trying to have a “peer to peer” consultation with a doctor at a health insurance company who is hiding his identity as her patient gets denied coverage. And it gets worse from there. You have to see it to believe it.

(1/2)

I feel like we owe Kojima an apology because he’s like “This is my villain, Corrupto Moneyguy. He controls the media and eats children.” As it turns out, this is a nuanced and accurate view of global politics.

George Washington if he actually looked like the Washington monument

Pretty sure this was the plot of TMNT 3: The Manhattan Project before the Turtles stopped it

My favourite part of every single Death Stranding related event is when Kojima gets his celebrity bff collection on stage and an interview asks Norman some extreme softball like, "So what's Sam up to this time around?" and without expectation Reedus is like, "I'll let Kojima-san take this one."

A plush Jean-Luc Picard next to a 5-pack of lightbulbs showing only four bulbs in the illustration

oh no

Dealers don't even really make deals for people who can pay cash for a car

The real money is keeping you in debt

We've reached an agreement with the male meerkats. We'll install a tiny foosball table in their man cave but will not buy them a Chevy truck.

a skeleton sitting in a hot spring, drinking, laughing, enjoying itself with a mountain in the background. the image is captioned "Kill the part of you that cringes at yourself for being passionate and excited about the things you care about. Playing it cool and being lowkey are overrated."

Good morning✌️🍀

A meme declaring “in this house we stand for the flag and kneel for the cross” with a trans flag and an animal crossing switch

Have a safe and happy Pride, friends! And, as always—

$14k is one thing, but the tiny mistakes are what hurts

I can no longer pay or view my ISP bills via the website because the last 3 times I called, they "fixed" their billing issue by manually doing something that made it worse

The mobile app (barely) works, so I've been living with that

for the Liberal Rogan to exist, they'd need to be fine with a big name platforming leftist ideas

So far the leadership has not demonstrated they want that

In a normal society, presenting a paper that invented citations (whether you used AI or not) would blackball anyone involved from their field

RFK should be resigning for this and the idiots who prompted for it should be forbidden from publishing papers

This is the one true perfect example of masculinity someone tell those weirdos on fox news in this essay I will -

I just really need everybody to understand that everything that’s happening in and to the global economy now (and all the businesses and people in it) is the entirely predictable result of the intentional decisions of one guy who doesn’t understand how the global economy works.

I am blitzed on juleps and #TexasHockey goals right now

That is more of a cowardice problem than a polling voters problem

So the average voter will ignore any any sin you commit if you promise free healthcare and UBI

Crop from a vintage game store ad advertising two "Specials of the Month", "Sonic Hodge Hog" for $69.95 or "Blue Blink (Like Mario 3)" for $59.95.

I have a very important question.

Which do you ask your parents for: Sonic Hodge Hog or Blue Blink (Like Mario 3)?

PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

clair obscure paintress painting the number 33 except it is chicory from chicory: a colorful tale

Chicory NOOOOOOO

Spent the night panicking that I somehow broke caching across the app

No. Apparently our auth logic takes 90% of this call's time.

Ugh

If there's no candor, as in someone submits papers that just hallucinate case law and facts, can't that affect the filing lawyer's license?

Having one of those "this is broken, but if I fix it, everyone who relies on the broken thing will be mad" days

Call Pulitzer. 📞

@gettyimages.com

The math isn't even the hard part

Convincing others who don't care about your mathematical proof that they should is what causes the real doubts, regrets, and second-guessing