Princess Ship Captain

I love baseball.

Sit on him jb! END IT.

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I feel vindicated! I love pumpkin spice and the whole time it’s because I love chai 😂

YALL FAKE HATIN ON PUMPKIN SPICE

Are we doing the roman salute thing again, jfc.

The hardest core. What a fucking dork.

The question this really begs is where's all my fucking money?

I appreciate the OP point, but those jokes felt more like introvert solidarity to me.

A full fucking true crime documentary.

It's crazy how women loving things makes them universally hated. 🤔

SAD!

GO MARINERS! Fuck ICE, Free Palestine!

So emotional 😢

😦 wow

In the 90s, my beautiful friend thought it was, "psycho killer, Disco Ray."

Can you put into words what that purpose is? You and the frog have really become icons of this protest. There’s been a nice overall whimsy that has shown up. The frog is amazing. We had a bunch of other inflatable people here last night, too. I saw people playing Twister the other day. What they rely on is fear. So by coming out in an absurdist manner, it speaks to them, to some extent, that we’re actually not that afraid. It also dismantles their narrative a little bit. When they try to describe this situation as “war-torn,” it becomes much harder to take them seriously when they have to post a video saying [U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security] Kristi Noem is up on the balcony staring over the Antifa Army and it’s, like, eight journalists and five protesters and one of them is in a chicken suit.

www.wweek.com/culture/2025...

My grandma had whooping cough at 4. Now in her 80s, it's still one of the worst experiences of her life.

That is legit one of the grossest things I've ever seen. What an absolute prick.

Pathetic. You're useless.

I still have mine! I was a little weary of the lead factor when my kid was small, but I played the shit out of that thing.

I’ve said it before, will doubtless say it again: These folks are going to be permanently resentful because they’re seeking political power as a substitute for cultural power, and it’s never going to give them what they actually want.

Duh, Jerry.

I help people maintain housing and avoid returning to an unhoused status every day.

coates is genuinely a generational writer

But imagine how many cats he could fit in Gracie mansion!

Why the cat slander?

It doesn't matter where it starts. What matters is the dog whistle it turns into.

WSJ just retracted its report that the shooter’s ammo was engraved with “transgender and anti-fascist ideology.”

It smelled like bullshit from the beginning, and every conservative who ran with it should be shamed into obscurity.

What the actual fuck.

Bummer