Stevie Subrizi🏳️‍⚧️🪬

my opponent is secretly so wealthy that he lives in an apartment, and hypocritically, he wants to help poor people. not me, though! as an establishment Democrat, you can count on me never to help anyone below my tax bracket

Andrew Cuomo's really posting through it huh

every time i see another fucked-up genAI thing on here i turn into Wilford Brimley in The Thing when he's swinging that axe around in the computer room

tfw you realize you have way more CDs than you thought

i'm moving in with my partner! half my dresses and most of my musical instruments are at our new place. it's starting to feel real

Live from Monument Street codes: dlu3-7jj8 pe55-vk82 kuxq-hu7j ume6-epqk v86u-3ry8 9knd-hlnn znap-va5j na9g-gb2y

hey, you! have a free download code for my live album

redeem one of these at steviesubrizi.bandcamp.com/yum while they last

unfortunately, this video explained a lot to me about why my libertarian father sounds the way he does when he talks about politics

an objectively very sad movie that turns me into a fiending Uncle Fester, you say

the Orioles won a what? we won a game? are we sure it was a baseball game

i already applied for two freelance gigs and watched the training video for my new part-time job, so this actually feels pretty okay

oh nooooo my wifi's out and my phone internet's extremely slow, guess i'll have to play music and hang out with my cat for the rest of the dayyy

good morning! fascism is doomed to fail

i asked my bro who works for the Padres how they were enjoying Laureano and O'Hearn so far, and he says he met O'Hearn and he seems really nice, and that the Padres "have an important stretch coming up" and "need em"

watching Big Joel's new video on Bill Maher is really bringing the way my libertarian father talks about politics into unfortunate and thorough focus

if your therapist says they like your music and has specific compliments about it, you get to believe them, right?

Live from Monument Street codes: dlu3-7jj8 pe55-vk82 kuxq-hu7j ume6-epqk v86u-3ry8 9knd-hlnn znap-va5j na9g-gb2y

hey, you! have a free download code for my live album

redeem one of these at steviesubrizi.bandcamp.com/yum while they last

i'm not even gonna acknowledge this Orioles–Phillies game. i don't need that kind of negativity in my life.

because applying for jobs isn't humiliating enough already

mozzarella is the only food you can buy at the store that comes with its own condom

the left has been far too silent on the issue of fixing me a nice little snack before my nappytime

once more for the evening crowd, while Bandcamp Friday lasts:

"get out of here, or i'll do to you what Mike Elias did to the 2025 Baltimore Orioles" — a real choice threat we'll all have in our pockets after all this

WE WERE RIGHT! THE LIVE ALBUM IS HERE!!
shoutout to Sean Yadisernia for recording this rousing set

since today is Bandcamp Friday and that means i get more revenue, please consider buying your download today 💜

steviesubrizi.bandcamp.com/album/live-f...

"post a random picture or everything will go bad in August"

Live from Monument Street, by Stevie Subrizi 9 track album

it's Bandcamp Friday, and MY NEW LIVE ALBUM JUST DROPPED!

i'm really proud of this whole fiery set and how fresh it sounds on record, so please have a listen and buy a download if you can 💜🎸

steviesubrizi.bandcamp.com/album/live-f...

WE WERE RIGHT! THE LIVE ALBUM IS HERE!!
shoutout to Sean Yadisernia for recording this rousing set

since today is Bandcamp Friday and that means i get more revenue, please consider buying your download today 💜

steviesubrizi.bandcamp.com/album/live-f...

oh yeah, that track is fresh

Normally, during Bandcamp Fridays, people would up the incentive with new music, and while I am working on new music, I truly feel like this is one of my best recent songs. Check it out and browse for some homemade goods.