Stevie Subrizi 🏳️‍⚧️🪬

boston you guys truly have the best accent in the country don’t listen to anyone who says otherwise. it’s both sexy and full of gravitas

this is not a compliment or an insult. okay, it isn't not an insult

Mike Elias is like if Kendall Roy were a downers guy instead of an uppers guy

it's like...i feel as though the baseball team that i like...might win some baseball games? is this normal

i am still wondering this

new song, first time live! this one's called "Dawn of the Dead (Welcome Back)"

(📸 @maretimer.bsky.social)

somewhere along the line, they sold us the notion that journalism is when somebody asks a deliberately stupid question aggressively stupidly for a few hundred words at a time, and i would love for that notion to die

being racist to a customer is as fair a grounds for termination as any. the sympathetic party is the one who got treated racistly. like, "duh"

no, for the bazillionth time, worker solidarity does not mean solidarity with racists when they face consequences for doing racism

i know i shouldn't feel stupid or least of all guilty for turning down a last-minute Friday night shift, but fuck if capitalist work ethic doesn't do a number on the mind

new song, first time live! this one's called "Dawn of the Dead (Welcome Back)"

(📸 @maretimer.bsky.social)

my ginger cat Rebe curled up with her head against the outside of her carrier on a blue bench against a white wall. i'm scrunched up against the wall right beside her

chillin at the cat doctor's

to me, use of the word "yummy" by an over-12-year-old is a big red flag. massive "Armitage family from Get Out" vibes

a Stevie Subrizi happy-in-love song (1 of approximately 3): "Somebody Down Here Likes Me"

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yr grill could grow tits that poke out bitches' eyes and they'd still be calling me "sir" 😑

are my Orioles fans mutuals experiencing...optimism...?!?!

PETE ALONSO, HUH?

i didn't really get the fuss about people saying "welcome in" instead of just "welcome" until a minute ago when i heard a guy say it from an outdoor kiosk, so okay, that's gotta stop

they should make pronoun pins the size of a human head. usable as a cudgel when necessary

a Stevie Subrizi happy-in-love song (1 of approximately 3): "Somebody Down Here Likes Me"

📸 @maretimer.bsky.social

i am lifting my self-imposed ban on Orioles Thought to pray that the draft treats my birds well tonight 🙏🐦‍⬛🧡

Hillary Clinton, my people have a saying: "go and fuck your own mouth"

The Town That Canceled Christmas. this is money on the table right here

anyway, free idea

has anybody ever made a Christmas movie where all the characters know that there's a Santa Claus, but no one likes him and whenever he comes around to spread cheer, they're all like,"get the fuck out of here, Santa. we're tired of your shit"

"It's Only the End of the World"

video cred: @maretimer.bsky.social

i'm onstage playing my teal Jazzmaster and wearing a black dress with three gold zippers running down it and heavy eyeliner and lipstick. a bright red spotlight shines down on me. my eyes are wide open, and my teeth are out

i'm onstage playing my teal Jazzmaster and wearing a black dress with three gold zippers running down it and heavy eyeliner and lipstick. a bright red spotlight shines down on me. i just hit a chord

i'm onstage playing my teal Jazzmaster and wearing a black dress with three gold zippers running down it and heavy eyeliner and lipstick. a bright red spotlight shines down on me. my eyes are closed, and my mouth is at the mic

i'm onstage playing my teal Jazzmaster and wearing a black dress with three gold zippers running down it and heavy eyeliner and lipstick. a bright red spotlight shines down on me. my eyes are down as i focus on a guitar solo

thank you, The Jungle of Somerville, Mass! (videos tk)

i'm onstage at The Jungle in Somerville, MA, playing my teal Jazzmaster electric guitar. i'm wearing a black dress with three gold zippers running down it, with heavy eyeliner and lipstick. my eyes are wide open, and my teeth are out

new profile pic #newpfp