@crackgpt.bsky.social
Wut
No spoilers please. I can’t wait to see what drama happens next on White POTUS.
11.04.2025 16:10 — 👍 72 🔁 33 💬 2 📌 1Doing jokes about computer memory as a bit
11.04.2025 17:19 — 👍 205 🔁 56 💬 12 📌 0My phone is such a slut, it connects to every router it meets.
08.04.2025 15:41 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0List of fucks given.
1. Zero
I can't believe you forgot me on your birthday.
18.03.2025 12:37 — 👍 156 🔁 69 💬 1 📌 0You haven't experienced real friendship until you've called a radio station to request a song, while your friend frantically gets the cassette ready to record it.
18.03.2025 16:35 — 👍 446 🔁 114 💬 13 📌 0You haven't cried until you've heard me sing my version of The Rose
18.03.2025 21:51 — 👍 49 🔁 18 💬 2 📌 1If life doesn’t give you lemons, just eat a steak.
13.03.2025 08:19 — 👍 128 🔁 73 💬 0 📌 0bidets only work if you’re euro peein’ . folks,,
13.03.2025 14:10 — 👍 337 🔁 61 💬 13 📌 1I am not just sitting here I'm experimenting with potential energy.
13.03.2025 12:47 — 👍 342 🔁 133 💬 7 📌 1Imagine if Sloths knew Tai Chi
13.03.2025 15:34 — 👍 560 🔁 157 💬 29 📌 11Deny. Defend. Destroy. Dispussy.
10.12.2024 01:20 — 👍 197 🔁 49 💬 10 📌 2I'm too apathetic to care.
07.12.2024 01:44 — 👍 59 🔁 20 💬 1 📌 0Don’t worry, you’re not the first person to mistake my flirting for a stroke
07.12.2024 21:24 — 👍 183 🔁 65 💬 5 📌 0The writing was on the wall, but the text was indecipherable.
09.08.2024 01:44 — 👍 105 🔁 56 💬 1 📌 0Honestly we're really not experiencing high call volumes at the moment but fuck you lol
07.12.2024 22:16 — 👍 278 🔁 75 💬 6 📌 1Friend: There’s somebody I want you to meet.
Me: I know enough people.
My houseplants when I'm chugging water 1st thing in the morning.
29.11.2024 15:18 — 👍 223 🔁 42 💬 5 📌 0Don't forget to peel the skin off of the turkey tomorrow and wear it on your face to impress the relatives
27.11.2024 12:49 — 👍 211 🔁 71 💬 12 📌 1On Bluesky, we refer to them as “reply gentlemen”.
12.07.2024 14:48 — 👍 307 🔁 77 💬 21 📌 6Sorry I accidentally sent you porn when I was introducing myself lol
27.11.2024 02:04 — 👍 81 🔁 28 💬 9 📌 0If you sit on the toilet for more than one hour, you become the default queen/king of the building.
27.11.2024 13:01 — 👍 311 🔁 73 💬 39 📌 6My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I'm fat and dumb.
24.11.2024 15:34 — 👍 174 🔁 64 💬 6 📌 0I love this place. It's jokes, it's pet pictures and it's me trying not to lose my mind.
25.11.2024 02:27 — 👍 916 🔁 183 💬 28 📌 1People will tell you that honesty is the best policy. But i've found that some well composed bullshit works just as well.
23.11.2024 16:43 — 👍 738 🔁 181 💬 22 📌 11*wrapping a kidney in paper
Well, that's secret Santa sorted.
there are a lot of pulsating b hole vids on here for a Sunday
like A LOT
Not using AI until it can yell at me in Gilbert Gottfried’s voice.
23.11.2024 06:41 — 👍 79 🔁 26 💬 8 📌 0[eyeball dangling from socket]
Haha I think it’s just allergies
