Bah humbug

Hell ya, this coug game is straight up @sickoscommittee.org. No one wants to win, everyone has their shirt off.

@sickoscommittee.org 🚨 we have a shirtless brigade in Pullman. It's also parents weekends and Dads seem to be getting in on action 🚨

The fact it was George Springer. The fact Munoz was not even warming. The fact Dan didn’t pull Woo after the first walk at 30+ pitches. The fact Bazardo pitched yesterday for TWO INNINGS.

The fact the season is over.

Damn damn damn

Absolutely incredible season, Mariners, but I am going to be mad about that game until my dying day. Fuck you George Springer, fuck you Astros, fuck you MLB for never punishing the players who willfully cheated, & most of all FUCK YOU ROB MANFRED

No not that way

SEIZE! THE! MOMENT!

🔱 🔱 🔱 🔱 🔱 🔱 🔱 🔱 🔱

Good lord this game is sloppy

This is the worst. I love it.

I’ve always found I go through seasons of growth and seasons of just existing in my faith. The routine can be incredibly helpful in both times, but it serves different purposes in each.

Same guy in both plays as well. Brutal sequence

Look I hate the term as much as all of us, but that is the definition of couging it. Just a 100% self own for the last 5 minutes.

We’re exploring new frontiers!

Vorhees has had the worst 2 minutes I think I’ve ever seen by a non QB.

What is going on? Cougs have lost all composure the last 5 minutes

Get it together fellas.

Cheaters deserve ridicule.

Brother I needed that…. Shit what have I become

Oh no, did your massive cheater get hurt? I’m so sorry that he spent almost a decade torturing other teams because of an unfair advantage!!!!

JOE DAVIS: —hit the other way….IT’S A GRAND SLAM!
CROWD: [going apeshit]
JOHN SMOLTZ: That’s what happens when you throw a flat fastball in the zone. A grand slam. That’s four runs for the Mariners. I hate it here. I want to go home. I’m so bored. Joe, did you bring a gun I can turn on myself? Joe?

GOOD. VIBES. ONLY.

The vibes? FUCKIN IMMACULATE

THE SEATTLE MARINERS BASEBALL TEAM

GET OUT THE FUCKING RYE BREAD AND THE MUSTARD GRANDMA

The Bread Carrier, by Pablo Picasso, 1905

This sucks I hate it I can’t stop watching

a group of men standing next to each other with the words `` you trying to say jesus christ can t hit a curve ball '' ALT: a group of men standing next to each other with the words `` you trying to say jesus christ can t hit a curve ball ''

The third act in my upcoming play: GENO the Suarez story

Score some runs you assholes #goms

I’m honestly ok with it. Tough spot last inning, use a leverage guy then go to woo for a few.