boo!! ha ha scared ya ^_^

it's tough not to have a lot of regrets, too. i haven't even gotten my scores yet but i can't help but feel like i wasted too much time. procrastinated too much. but i also believe that ultimately you should accept that procrastination and time wasting are an inevitable part of the process

judging by my grammar in that post it's pretty clear my brain is absolute mush now, just the way it feels

LSAT's in the bag. i'm pretty solitary so i don't think most people i know the extent to which this has consume my life for the last several months. it's an intense feeling to be done with something like that, good and bad. i do better when i have some healthy focus for my monomania

🙏 🙏 🙏

my Emmy is sick :c

i'm never showing my kid tony hawk. they'll have to recreate the 900 from first principles

it's a difficult thing to not feel defensive about because as cyclists we're used to getting absolutely shit on by everyone. if we're in the road, it's the drivers who hate us. if we're on the sidewalks it's pedestrians. bike lanes cover about 1% of streets and have their own issues.

yeah i mean i think this is the perspective to have. no matter how annoyed you get at someone on a bike, you've got to step back and look around you. it's the cars, dummy! why's that cyclist on the sidewalk to begin with? it's the cars, dummy!

(spock raising an eyebrow) but captain, blowjobs are… highly illogical

an optical illusion where a grid of straight lines appears to be four slightly tilted quadrants

"this is so much kale" - me every time i buy kale

I know their claims of antisemitism are pure crocodile tears but are they even bothering to point up any specific examples? or is the fact that he's Muslim the sole evidence in their case against him?

the new acceptance of sweatpants in public has been an incalculable boon to the depressed. I actually go grocery shopping more than like once a month now

RIP alan dershowitz. sad to see it happen to such a great guy but a man of such integrity would surely never go back on his word

oh shit

omg I want to do this so bad

6 dead, 25 hospitalized in nationwide listeria outbreak linked to precooked pasta meals The recalled products were sold at stores nationwide, including Trader Joe's, Walmart and Kroger.

FYI

www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

why is there so much sexual prudishness in lefty communities? it feels really reactionary, like Protestant style sexual conformity. I guess it's because the worst perverts end up being conservatives but I want leftists to loosen up a bit, so to speak

I'm going to do this every time

am hearing that on his deathbed #DickCheney received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but God, and Mohammed is his prophet! 🙏🏽

i gotta admit i don't really get how you can invent a frozen version of something but i am glad he did

what does unlocking an illusion even mean

You told me you got a raspberry pie and I show up and it's little fucking computer?

When I say I don't want to have kids but I still want to be involved in their lives, this is what I mean

maybe the weirdest part of having a twitter account that follows 0 people is the absurd amount of justin bieber posts that get pushed on the TL. other than that it's all videos of gruesome injuries/deaths and the most racist rightwing shit you can imagine.

my pessimist reaction to this is that i'm 40 years old and so far there seems to be no evidence in my lifetime of any limit to how much the american people can not only handle but actively enjoy getting spit on by elites

The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

screenshot of a reddit thread titled, "Why do people hate Norbit?". underneath it is some cropped out text that can be discerned to read, "I've watched norbit about 5 times now and I don't know why"

nothing says contemporary greatness like a golden ballroom, a place in which one hosts that common 21st century activity we all love to go to, "balls"