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Jeff Matson

@matson.bsky.social

The guy your competitive analysis warned you about. WordPress products, pinball, horror, and homelabs. Alumni: Pressable/GoDaddy/Pagely/Gravity Forms

722 Followers  |  32 Following  |  17 Posts  |  Joined: 04.07.2023  |  1.5006

Latest posts by matson.bsky.social on Bluesky

Just had a funny thought:

People mistake Great Pyrenees for Golden Retrievers all the time.

Now imagine a dognapper making that mistake. 😂

“Look at that big white retriever! It’s chill too! Jackpot!”
*leaps fence*
“WTF?! How did it go from snoozing to ‘murder mode’ so fast?!”

10.06.2025 18:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I got my Art the Clown tattoo back when all we had was the first movie + the shorts. It’s about time I turned it into a full @terrifierfilm.bsky.social piece.

I can’t decide which Sienna I should get:

- Angel?
- Clown Cafe?
- Crown of thorns?
- Something else?

Thoughts? @laurenlavera.bsky.social?

15.04.2025 17:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Pics or it didn’t happen.

08.02.2025 01:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Couldn't resist. He coming. 🤣

13.01.2025 04:22 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Couldn't resist. He coming. 🤣

13.01.2025 04:22 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Never trust the Gorton’s fisherman. He knows what you did last summer.

13.01.2025 03:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man in a straw hat is holding a lighter and says i guarantee it ALT: a man in a straw hat is holding a lighter and says i guarantee it
14.12.2024 02:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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WPDRAMA $0.0₇7126 - WP Drama / SOL on Solana / Meteora - DEX Screener $0.00000007126 WP Drama (WPDRAMA) realtime price charts, trading history and info - WPDRAMA / SOL on Solana / Meteora

DexScreener is here:
dexscreener.com/solana/45dzk...

13.12.2024 23:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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M3M3: Stake and Earn A new meta to transform memecoins from PvP to PPP.

Staking pool is here:

m3m3.meteora.ag/farms/45dzKC...

13.12.2024 23:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I decided to make a #WPDrama coin on Solana. Now you, the community, can become an existential threat. Enjoy the WP drama.

birdeye.so/token/FForjJ...

You can even stake it on Meteora's new M3M3 platform to earn rewards. Details on that in the replies.

13.12.2024 23:15 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
great pyrenees dog, on top of a washing machine, looking out a window

great pyrenees dog, on top of a washing machine, looking out a window

Things I never thought I would have to say until I got a Great Pyrenees #73619:

"Please don't climb on the washing machine..." 🤦‍♂️

13.12.2024 17:08 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
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a woman in a blue dress is dancing in a living room with a man in a red suit . ALT: a woman in a blue dress is dancing in a living room with a man in a red suit .

Hell yes bro!

06.12.2024 21:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
screenshot of bluesky notification feed, showing lots of incoming followers

screenshot of bluesky notification feed, showing lots of incoming followers

Screenshot of Jeff Matson's Bluesky bio.

Screenshot of Jeff Matson's Bluesky bio.

I wonder how everyone is discovering me. Followers have been rolling in for the last few weeks, even though I hadn't been actively using Bluesky at all.

It doesn't look to be bots either. Many are either people I know or followers from X/Twitter.

Guess I should cross-post here more often. 🤷‍♂️

06.12.2024 18:28 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

* Knowing the people behind it, it's probably pretty damn good, but that legal disclaimer is... ummmm... something...

06.12.2024 17:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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LOL @ GoDaddy 🤦‍♂️*

06.12.2024 17:36 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh no. GIFs don’t work on Bluesky. I’m gonna go cry now.

19.08.2023 17:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I guess maybe I should start using this thing.

18.08.2023 19:40 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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