i want someone to ask mike johnson "should we be worried that you are always learning the news at your own press conferences, which is exactly when you are supposed to be answering questions about the news"

but was probably unquestioningly used by news media across platforms on its initial release…. This is the lesson they fail every time

This was just posted by a CBS News producer on their Instagram stories.

Just adore this

Mitch is one of the core enablers of the world of shit that is the current GOP and the Trump presidency and will be a stain on future history books

Wait, did I miss the universal healthcare?

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75 million voters said the country would be on then wrong track and that the economy would get worse.
77 million voters didn’t care so long as other people suffered
81 million voters didn’t care enough to actually vote.
As a member of the 47% my basic attitude is f&*k the lot of them.

More accurately, “Soybean farmers did this to themselves. They were warned. It was blindingly obvious. They’ll vote republican again anyway so why bother bailing them out”. As far as I’m concerned, f*&k em.

Breaking on MSNBC:

Two federal prosecutors have been placed on leave at the direction of the White House after filing a sentencing memo seeking 27 months in prison for a pardoned Jan. 6 rioter who brought illegal guns and ammunition to President Obama's house in 2023.

🔥 COACH SULLY: “Let’s see what $4.3 TRILLION looks like when each party gets their hands on it… the oligarchs are laughing all the way to the bank (with Republicans)…”

So the president took a dementia test, and then they administered an MRI. Where’s the media on this?

I mean I know I’m guessing here but in his thirties, white, overweight, loads of weapons, Alabama, anti-Semitic….obviously a woke leftie…….

YouTube video by The Independent Trump wanders off while meeting with Japanese prime minister

A clearly addled Donald Trump wandering off from the Prime Minister and then saluting the Japanese flag. He looks like he doesn't even know where he is.
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I like how Zohran Mamdani scandals are like "He called his old cousin his aunt one time" and Andrew Cuomo scandals are like "He sexually assaulted 13 women."

If you have lived in SE Asia this is even more laughable…. Article can only have been written by a white male whose never been outside the house.

Night of the long knives vibes

😂😂😂

and their low salaries are subsidized by SNAP instead of being paid a living wage

Well if the speaker is on record saying Republicans are not in charge then the Democrats should take over his office and the gavel - or is he lying…

That coffee shop that underpays its baristas and makes them rely on SNAP and tips.

The cook at your favorite diner underpays its baristas and makes them rely on SNAP.

The military/country that underpays its service people so their families rely on SNAP.

Subsidizing corporate profits

So oddly Johnson is correct on that

This is exactly the issue. Complain about people being unable to live without benefits and also deny increases in living wages.

Man in Nazi uniform assaulted Georgia student after he was denied entry to bar, officials say The University of Georgia said it was "horrified by the actions of an individual who, while in downtown Athens wearing a Nazi uniform, assaulted a female" student.

Did he know It was a Nazi uniform?

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Mikes 21 hour workday:
6-10 Read paper (cartoons)
10-12 Grindr
12-2 Lunch
2-4 Wordle
4-6 Grindr
6-8 Dinner
8-10 Waiting for Trump to call
10-12 Watch some “videos” (on VPN so my son doesn’t block me)
12-3 Todays Truth Social Truths read out to me by helpful “colleague”
3-6 Well Earned Nap time

Err, so the officers we see every day conducting illegal searches, seizures and arrests have passed a test on “the Immigration and Nationality Act and the Fourth Amendment, which outlines when officers can and can't conduct searches and seizures.” - anyone seen this test?

My concentration camp guard take is he got the tattoo because he existed in a social structure where it was normal and there were no negative consequences for doing so. He knew what it was and it speaks to a lack of strength of character ……..

Is the pope catholic

There’s a difference between respecting the chain of command and “trusting an respecting” the person

Jesus f’ing christ, “lost us” implies he had their support previously…..they looked at an alcoholic, fox personality, sexual assaulter covered in fascist tattoos and thought, sure, benefit of the doubt……

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NCBA donates exclusively to the RNC and GOP candidates so, yup, F*%k em.