Laura Klenda

This should be the least controversial topic ever, but if the US is unwilling to take in asylum seekers and refugees, we should also adamantly refuse to engage in the conditions that create them. 2/

I've been speaking with a dear Iranian-American friend the past several days who wasn't able to contact her elderly parents back in Tehran for 4 days. They're safe, but people have no gas to move in many instances, and are just set up on roadsides with nowhere to go as bombs drop. 1/

Lol, I'm going to an actual TX small town this week--pop. 200!

blocking is misunderstood by many, so here's a good rule of thumb: when i block you it's because i am politely unsubscribing from your replies. when you block me it's because you are a censor denying me my rightful spot in the marketplace of free ideas, and because you hate friendship and love

the same companies that have made it illegal for me to copy blu rays for my personal use want to copy people for their commercial use

If tweets are now xeets, we can call whatever we're doing here tweets, yes?

A dear family member passed this morning and that's it, no one else I like is allowed to die in July. People I don't like are always acceptable any time.

Welcome to Bluesky. We have rules here:

1) Don't you plead me your case, don't bother to explain
2) Don't even show me your face, cause it's a crying shame
3) Just go back to the rock from under which you came
4) Take the sorrow you gave and all the stakes you claim
5) And don't forget the blame

If this just a tech bro finding a way to never pay taxes again, Imma be so mad.

Permission to scream-sing "SHOT THROUGH THE HEART AND YOU'RE SO VAIN" when I hear the news, in the event that it happens?

when you’re dead inside but still slay

Me, trying to merge the froth of insta, my battle-honed persona from twitter, and my friend list from the bad place (but totally not, wink wink)???

Ew, no thank you.

WE WILL RELEASE A NEW TWITTER CLONE EVERY HOUR UNTIL OUR DEMANDS ARE MET

Blue crush?

Reconnecting with my mutuals

Photo of Lindsay Lohan from "Mean Girls", saying "The rate limit does not exist."

This therapist GETS you.

We don't even exist. 👻

My delivery is here

Definitely texted @emmishane.bsky.social this morning to be like, "This is the most YOU thing I've ever seen."

Watching Nimona with my kiddos, and...it's so cute? Love the premise and animation style.

You can only read 600 posts per day on Bluesky because that’s how many there are

And he has the best lines in Muppet Christmas Carol, with the exception of "Heat Wave!"