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It’s okay, Jays. You’ll get ‘em in game four, which starts ten minutes from now.

if you want me to extend grace to a schlubby white millennial man with questionable tattoos and a history of incoherent social media posts he better be slugging 40 homers in the bigs every year that's all i have to say

A woman in a Janikowski Raiders jersey lies facedown on the floor following one of their many embarrassing losses.

I just.

The government is shutdown so I know the cia isn’t paying some of you which makes this all sadder somehow

increasingly relevant quote, or something.

[after reading exactly one work email] i am going to go lie face down in the parking lot

I wish I loved anything as much as NFL coaches love playing for these long ass field goals lol

War ravaged Portland

Ultimately, we're all looking for the same thing: a horse who solves crimes

the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is

- more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week)

- more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages)

- more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)

the post office is a public service. it doesn’t need to make money. public transit doesn’t need to make money. the library doesn’t need to make money. some things exist for the public good and we desperately need lawmakers to stop thinking about them in terms of capitalism. these are not businesses.

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my mom took tylenol when she was pregnant, which made me super focused on menswear and now i have a million followers on twitter

He will not. Despite my frequent pleading.

My incandescent rage at this Raiders team knows no bounds.

Fire Pete Carroll. Raze the place.

Good lord

It is the job of the Democratic party to sell and defend the policies that most Democratic voters want, not to present a candidate slate that is palatable to moderate Republicans who might switch if they hate their own candidate enough.

what would you do as a fantasy football commissioner in the Dark Knight universe after Bane's attack on Gotham Stadium?

Folks are having critically important discourse in the fantasy football Reddit

as someone who was raised by them, i can assure you that evangelical parents are VERY aware that their kids are just one gay/trans/black/immigrant/atheist/leftist/pagan/etc friend away from realizing the worldview they were indoctrinated into since birth is a sham. that's what ALL of this is about

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: the best plan to reinvigorate this flailing Raiders team was absolutely to hire the oldest guys we could find at Coach and QB!

Now to take a big swig of water and check the score….

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Charlie Kirk’s Legacy Deserves No Mourning The white Christian nationalist provocateur wasn't a promoter of civil discourse. He preached hate, bigotry, and division

I wrote my own Charlie Kirk obituary, and about valuing truth over manners: www.thenation.com/article/poli...

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

Controversial opinion, but I think trans people should feel safe here on bluesky, and nazis shouldn't.

no shade to balding dudes bc you're still hot but: Stephen Miller is like a *derogatory* form of bald, right??????? like something sinister is going on...idk it's just looking at me wrong

My brain is as smooth as a chicken cutlet.

a response in one of my posts from dumb motherfucker Wake Up (@wowokcoolwow.bsky.social) which reads “Signed up for bluesky to see how deranged everyone in this echo chamber platform is. A big group of mentally ill and violent people.”

hey guys, new endorsement for Bluesky just dropped

That’s actually still an insane thing to say and think and feel.

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

censorship is out of control! for example, how come we never get to see the photos of the Veggie Tales smoking