Croissant Roll

My mother has struggled with epilepsy and had to stop after having a bad wreck.

It’s an awful diagnosis but you seem to be handling it positively. I hope all is well.

Glad i deactivated a while ago

Dad?!

The kid or the test? Both

bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway ALT: bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway

Me supporting Planter for his policies and then immediately being told about the tattoo. Nope I’m out byeeeee

I’m so irrationally annoyed that I have to maintain a lawn.

Simpson needs to buy him a Rolex or something for that hospital ball

He has to have something on some big execs to keep getting leading roles

Definition of a hospital ball. Reminds me of Manning always getting Austin Colley knocked out

Simpson threw the definition of a hospital ball.

I will die a transition lens defender. The only reason I stopped getting them was because they’re expensive.

I’m a married old millennial who left the fashion train years ago.

Pretty sure they faked this for engagement

I also have a soft spot for the White Sox because of Frank Thomas.

UHHhHhHhHhHgHh

Queen

Scratch a liberal…

Nothing I ever do will be as meaningful and as brave as those on the flotilla. The fact that anyone is even opposing them is insane.

Zinc knows what it did

Same! I also hate my football and basketball teams

I used to drive long distances all the time no problem. Now I get high anxiety even driving to work.

It’s so normalized everyone basically shrugs and moves on with their day. I hate it here

At what point am I just calling it because it’s bad here

I hate this country. I also don’t “look” like the people they are arresting, but want to push back against this fascist bs. How can a citizen not living in these big cities help?

Yeah and now you’ve become that evil. Great work champ

If it walks and quacks like a duck

He’s so bad

38 year old here - anything I’m doing after 9 that doesn’t involve me getting ready for bed is just me being cranky

Anyone who makes their entire online persona “Protect the children!!!” Need to have their hard drives checked

You seem healthy and well regulated

Dude went from a promising journalism career in 2015/2016 to… this.

YIKES