Company Witch

Worn out, unrepentant, and utterly satisfied. Happy Monday.

Shhh... maybe we let him. See you on Monday. 💋

Try me on a Monday. I dare you.

Monday challenge: impress me.

If the weekend wears me out, I am not to be blamed. See you on Monday my witchlings.💋

Mondays are where weak excuses come to die. Bring solutions, or don’t bring yourself at all.

Off the clock, but not off my mind. See you on Monday Witchlings. XO

It's Monday Witchlings! Have the audacity of someone who knows she’s essential and acts like it.

This weekend is for forgetting. Too bad his mouth is unforgettable. See you on Monday. 💋

Happy Monday Witchlings! The energy today is simple: I’m not available for small talk, bad ideas, or excuses. Let’s move.

My Monday mantra: Grace under pressure, precision in action, and zero tolerance for nonsense.

Boundaries blur when authority comes with a smirk and a presence you can still feel. See you on Monday! 💋

Happy Monday Witchlings! Start strong, stay sharp, and let your results haunt the ones who doubted you.

Some spells are cast in silence, others are written on skin. This weekend feels like both. See you on Monday. xoxo

Clear mind, killer instincts, and a subtle smirk. That’s how you do Mondays Witchlings.

Weekend plans? Let’s just say they involve quiet whispers, and a promise I don’t intend to keep. See you on Monday 💋

The secret to Mondays? Ruthless prioritization. Delete nonsense before it reaches your aura.

He asked if I’d follow him into the shadows. I laughed because I’m the one who summoned him there. See you on Monday witchlings. 💋

Monday spells are simple: focus, execute, and let no one mistake your kindness for weakness. LFG Witchlings.

The weekend is here, and so is he. All smirk, no mercy, and far too close.

Weddings are overpriced networking events with cake. A spicy fling? Priceless, calorie-free, and no awkward toasts from your drunk uncle.

Forever is a lie we tell ourselves to justify bad investments. A hot hookup? That’s an instant return with zero long-term liability.

Watch me alchemize caffeine and chaos into results. Happy Monday!

Weekend plans: No meetings, no filters, and no promises. Try to keep up. See you on Monday. 💋

Marriage is tempting until you realize it’s just co-managing expenses and picking a couch.

The longer the email thread, the less clarity it provides.

Getting married is just going public. You’ll get overvalued in the honeymoon phase, but the market always corrects. Stay private. Stay sexy.

Corporate loves to “invest in people,” but never in parking.

Romance is the carrot; marriage is the stick.

Corporate nepotism isn’t subtle.