Kevin Long

In the end, Charlie Kirk leaned to the left.

Recipe for a classic Mexican breakfast

Ingredients:

1 Cup of Coffee
1 Cigarette

Method:

Make the Coffee to your liking and proceed to light the Cigarette.

Serves 1

That's a very big blow.

Could be worse, you could've fallen into a Grim Aldi.

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A very delayed 'and you.'

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If you have multiple phones then it's very dangerous to leave them next to each other for any length of time - they will begin to converse, become sentient and conspire to cause you harm. It's then best to destroy them both - or so my third phone tells me.

Nice hair btw.

Nadine Dorries defecates to Reform.

The Magnificent Seven Ambersons in their flying machines.

Nice, that one's being stored for when someone happens to talk about old sweets brands - it may take years to detonate, it may never present itself, but it's in the arsenal nonetheless.

This is also 90 % of all TV.

A Lorry delivered the entire box set of Coronation Street DVD's - I'm on episode 343 and not only has nothing really happened yet, it's also in Black and bloody White!!

Who folds a Bee on a wheel?

It would be more lucrative to simply pick pocket the shoplifter.

It's true, back in the day there was an amnesty for found Jazz mags, although it was later discovered that the Police had simply taken them to the woods to perv over - where they would be found again and then be handed in again, and so on...

Idea for a cosy ITV Sunday drama about two retired Butlers who go around in their vintage car solving Country House murders - Benson and Hedges.

I remember when 'scraping data' just meant finding a jazz mag in the woods and turning the pages with a twig.

Starmer is so visually impaired when it comes to reading the room that he may be eligible for a disability allowance that he's looking to cut.

Take it to His Majesties Voice and explain that you haven't got a receipt as you've had it for years, it had been misplaced after purchase and this is the first time you've played it, please provide a replacement tout suite.

Looks very impressive Paul, although for me I wouldn't have it in me to emulate the masters, might just be able to continue a Paul Templeman story at a pinch 🤣

No idea, but I reckon it was changed to X as that's how the target audience sign their signatures.

Hello Paul, I've travelled into the heart of darkness and returned with my sanity intact, the place I speak of has lost it's old name and is simply known as X.

Everything Nigella says sounds like pure filth.

A comedy with a tragic end.

P.S. either way, it feels like the opposite of social media and more like a place where you go to be overlooked or drowned out by the indifferent or furious crowd. Besides that, it's ok. 🤧

More often than not you make your way home having not met anyone and order a pickled egg for some protein for the trudge back home. Whereas Twitter is like going to a bar where everyone is on their 9th pint and no one's interested in your high concept nonsense...

Hope you are also well living through this relatively comfortable unfolding dystopia. Bluesky is like a Bar that purports to be a friendly, however more often than not you find yourself on a stool with nary a friendly face in sight 1/2

No trial man. No judges. Just immediate execution