Wisecracking TofuMidget

11.02.2025 17:46 — 👍 43382    🔁 15871    💬 845    📌 745

ATTN: THREAD: The loyalty interviews have begun in DC. As someone who has direct experience with this, I have a couple of recommendations for all federal workers. Please share this widely, and with any federal government employee you know. 1/

13.01.2025 17:38 — 👍 10703    🔁 6263    💬 547    📌 655

Hot tip for the next two years: a Republican bill does the opposite of what it’s called.

A GOP bill defunding schools that mandate vaccines would be called the “Protect our Schools Act.”

A GOP bill raising the retirement age for social security would be called the “Retire With Dignity Act.”

10.01.2025 07:46 — 👍 7590    🔁 2333    💬 346    📌 129

Memorial cards from president carter's lying in state in the US Capitol Rotunda

You left this world so much better than you found it. #PresidentCarter #39

08.01.2025 16:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why did I suddenly get a dozen followers named lizzie? Was there a meeting of the lizzies? All with OF accounts? You got the wrong chick. Wth blockety-block

07.01.2025 20:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Apple gallette on a striped cutting board

I made Nicola Lamb's incredible pie crust for a simple gallette and it was perfect! Light, crisp, balanced, tender. #Sift is a baking nerd's dream

26.12.2024 01:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Am I watching An American in Paris for the beautiful music and gorgeous choreography? Yes! Am I also watching it for Gene Kelly's incredible ass? Hell yes!

15.12.2024 03:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0