Klingis

YOU: what if his name was penis parker and he shot web by jacking his dick lol
YOUR FRIEND WHO WAS TOO INTO COMICS GROWING UP: They actually did that as a whole arc in the late 80s. Wasn't Conway's best work.

"We asked the guy who ruined your favorite game at the executive level and the guy who ruined your game by joining your lobby what the best games are."

Coach MacGurk

“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”

So he actually sucked him off?

holy father, i'm offering you a chance to skip this boring lunch. get day drunk with jane and i while we watch clips of the '05 world series on youtube

Alex says I'm actually really sad that I'm probably never gonna have kids..." Her friend says "you'll feel better at the David Lynch retrospective." They watch the Eraserhead baby wheeze. Alex, tearfully bursts out "God, I wanna be a mom."

Welcome back, Bill Kezos

you are ruled by cruel pedophiles who want to spy on every aspect of your life in order maximize profit extraction from your labor.

Jeffrey Epstein reading the first 100 pages of Lolita and stopping: "Holy shit this sounds great! Everything's gonna work out!"

Blurred lines: how Michael Wolff aspired to be part of elite circles he wrote about The writer who features prominently in newly released Jeffrey Epstein emails has achieved extraordinary access but faced questions about his journalistic ethics

Michael Wolff tried to buy New York Mag — with money from Harvey Weinstein and Jeffrey Epstein.

So Wolff didn't just have a reporter-source relationship with Epstein. Nor was Wolff his informal PR adviser. They saw each other as potential business partners.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

Looks like tron

thank god Hollywood made "mail order bride" into a joke so nobody took it seriously, thank god the media demonized trans people as pedophiles while e-mailing Jeffrey Epps asking if they could come over and eat a child's spine later. Fucking thank god for the post-communism world, isn't it grand?

it's crazy how this is just, explicitly a continuation of the trafficking of children for sex from post-collapse Russia, Romania and The Ukraine. Jeffrey Epstein providing a service for the rich that had been basically industrialized in the 90s. Neoliberalism's lifeblood is pederasty.

Ur telling me that centrist dems were running a pedophile ring and only revealed it in order to burn their ex-club member? Is it the late 70s all over again??

The most evil people alive today want to censor you into describing their crimes as "grape" and "pdf file" and "essay" for the same reason that they directed their media running-dogs into turning "Russian Mail-Order Brides" into a TV gag in the 2000s: to obscure the Human Sex Trafficking of it all.

"every accusation is a confession" is cliche at this point but i cant even think of a single example that disproves it

Hold up

what if AI data centers aren't real and they're just using all those nvidia cards for a secret LAN party

insane yet unsurprising that this wretched nation reveres murderers, rapists, and pedophiles with guns over the people who actually make this nation bearable. what a psychopathic nation, may the wretched of the earth maim it and leave it to rot

Veterans day should only celebrate the people who steal valor for a discount, if I'm gonna celebrate a boot boy its gonna be the guy pretending to be one so he can afford his lunch

Exclusive: Here's How Much OpenAI Spends On Inference and Its Revenue Share With Microsoft As with my Anthropic exclusive from a few weeks ago, though this feels like a natural premium piece, I decided it was better to publish on my free one so that you could all enjoy it. If you liked or f...

Exclusive: Based on documents viewed by this newsletter, OpenAI spent over $12.4 billion on inference from 2024 to September 2025. As part of its Microsoft revenue share, it sent $493.8m in 2024/$865.8m Jan-Sep 2025, implying lower revenues than previously reported.
www.wheresyoured.at/oai_docs/

what a list of people that you'd n̶e̶v̶e̶r̶ entirely expect

Notorious sex offender Jeffrey Epstein wrote in an email to author Michael Wolff that his former longtime friend, President Donald Trump, “knew about the girls,” according to a copy of that April 2019 message purportedly between the two men released by House Democrats on Wednesday. It is unclear what the phrase “knew about the girls” meant.

Reading the CNBC coverage of the Epstein emails and brother I wonder what the phrase "knew about the girls" means

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

The Epstein stuff is always so amazing to me because it's like "yes he was a sex criminal but if you can get past that, he was also an avowed eugenicist"

It seems like all of the rich and powerful people around him patronizingly tolerated the race science stuff (“he has such an inquisitive and childlike mind”) in order to get access to his harem of underage sex slaves

It is within the realm of possible that it would have proceeded had Hitler been aborted. Hitler requires the Holocaust to make sense of, the Holocaust does not require Hitler to make sense of. I hope everyone doing this garbage is ashamed of themselves

The Shoah, the mass extermination of homosexuals, roma, pacifist religious minorities, the disabled, etc, these were all logical outgrowths of existing currents in German society and were clearly countenanced from way earlier than the Nazis seizing power