wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
@amritham.bsky.social
Postdoc at Penn Vet Working Dog Center working on canine olfaction. PhD in neuroscience / comparative speech perception at UMD. Tell me about your dog! she/her
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081
25.04.2025 15:32 โ ๐ 60394 ๐ 20698 ๐ฌ 600 ๐ 832Argh I realized this is likely a ChatGPT written rejection. Jesus
27.02.2025 19:39 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Thatโs too many celeries for February for sure argh
24.02.2025 21:32 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0But (Institution Name) was my top choice ๐ข๐ข
24.02.2025 14:26 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0An email that says โDear Amritha Mallikarjun, Thank you for considering (Institution Name) as an option in your career search. We have reviewed your CV and qualifications. The choice for this position has been a difficult one. We have been fortunate to have a large number of applicants with a wealth of knowledge and experience. Although your credentials are very impressive, we feel another candidate more closely meets our needs at this time. Therefore, we regret to inform you that you are no longer under consideration as a candidate for this position.โ
lol this email automation mistake from one of the universities I applied to summarizes this whole application cycle
24.02.2025 14:25 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 1High contrast black and white photo of a medium haired white cat with its mouth open, meowing at the camera. A hand drawn white speech bubble extends from its mouth with the words โWHY DONโT YOU WRITEโ written in it.
A greeting for negligent penpals and procrastinating authors. Postcard from my collection, 1911.
23.02.2025 16:55 โ ๐ 3367 ๐ 501 ๐ฌ 25 ๐ 16If youโre in line to sack Patrick Mahomes, STAY IN LINE
10.02.2025 01:53 โ ๐ 11552 ๐ 1675 ๐ฌ 67 ๐ 53Broad is absolutely nuts
10.02.2025 03:42 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A woman in an eagles jersey with a black lab, also in an eagles jersey
An incredible game ๐ฆ
10.02.2025 03:41 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0YESSS go birds!
10.02.2025 02:06 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Some real attitude there Gonzo
05.02.2025 13:07 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Exactly what I did lol
02.02.2025 22:36 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Idk grant if you are typing tweets it seems like you arenโt pausing enough
28.01.2025 19:31 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0There is good overlap in the Philly native / birdwatching spaces! Like me :)
27.01.2025 17:38 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Super Bowl here we come ๐ฆ ๐ฆ
26.01.2025 23:26 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Iโve relaxed just a tiny bit but anything can happen. Go birds ๐ฆ ๐ฆ
26.01.2025 23:05 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ
26.01.2025 23:02 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Heeeey touchdown! My neighborhood near south is weirdly quiet tbh
26.01.2025 23:02 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This game is genuinely crazy Iโm sure the noise is wild
26.01.2025 23:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Yesss go birds
26.01.2025 23:00 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This game is actually crazy go birds
26.01.2025 22:54 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Writing tip: After you finish, go back & cut all the adverbs. Then all the adjectives. Then all the other words. Eat the paper. Now you're free.
09.01.2025 21:31 โ ๐ 5679 ๐ 1404 ๐ฌ 71 ๐ 55Cytomegalovirus (CMV) is the leading cause of infectious birth defects and linked to many other morbidities such as with transplantation. For the first time after >50 years of pursuit, a vaccine is in reach jci.org/articles/vie...
05.01.2025 16:14 โ ๐ 345 ๐ 75 ๐ฌ 10 ๐ 6We know football players get repeated traumatic brain injuryโฆ but what about other animals who get smacked around a bunch?
@nicoleackermans.bsky.social is studying goats to understanding how long term brain disease progresses in Traumatic Brian injury/CTI.
Are animals only valuable because we use them for stuff because thatโs the lesson Iโm getting here oof
01.01.2025 23:24 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0A coloring book page with chickens in a roost alongside a giant depiction of roast chicken and a carton of eggs
A coloring book depiction of three pigs next to a giant ham and slices of bacon
These coloring book pages from my friendโs kidโs class are wild though
01.01.2025 23:23 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Itโs hard to watch Squid Game and have your main takeaway be, youโre right, we should exploit people in debt and make them compete for other peopleโs entertainment, but this time for โจcontentโจ
01.01.2025 23:19 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Rip people on the other side of the merger
01.01.2025 02:47 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1I love this!! She is beautiful. I also have my own Freyja cat, so I must praise the name choice
23.12.2024 22:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0