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πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦Gardener, cook, scribbler and god-botherer. Author of the Polly Deacon mysteries.

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He doesn’t look at all well for someone who can afford to.

24.11.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was a right wing rag from the day it was whelped.

24.11.2025 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Lucy dachshund chewing a stuffed badger

Lucy dachshund chewing a stuffed badger

Lucy can’t have nice things. Or, not for long.

24.11.2025 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And interesting leftovers in the fridge.

24.11.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I like people who enjoy their food. 😊

23.11.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of my favourite treats for this time of year.

23.11.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

O excellent. 😊

23.11.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That practice respects the work, as well.

22.11.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My bruv suffered from these, so mandarins (clementines weren’t a thing then) were strictly rationed. Always one in stocking toe for all, though.

22.11.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe a little ear

22.11.2025 12:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you were invited to a party, you wouldn’t spend the six weeks beforehand wearing your party outfit, listening to party music and eating party food. You’d be sick of it all long before party time. *sigh*

21.11.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Splendid.

21.11.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Udderly boVine

21.11.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m fluffy. That’s all. Just fluffy.

21.11.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And this is a particularly friendly cowscape.

20.11.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

From our mouths to God’s ears.

20.11.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would have hoped that we’d take more cues from Northern European countries. Perhaps the ramped-up relations with them might have some effect.

20.11.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Zactly. I don’t think they actually have a best any more. At least not the kind that’d work for the regime.

20.11.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What’s the thing that triggered the feeling of duped-ness?

20.11.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, yes. The false sense of security, as you point out, has been a problem for a while. *sigh*

20.11.2025 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well put. I like mendacious idiot.

20.11.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I suspect that there are plenty of ordinary folk who maybe don’t follow Canadian politics terribly closely, are simply relieved that the present government appears to be holding the line against the creep of nastiness to the south.

20.11.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Them what drives the plow would say yes, b’y.

20.11.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Truth. But for now, it feels like he’s just the ticket.

19.11.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, that Murrican fella Trumpet is up the creek, sounds like. Not like our boy Carnival. Wasn’t looking forward to a bunch of election signs gumming up the snowplow all winter long.

19.11.2025 12:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Baffing cold butter onto bread is like putting on a wet bathing suit.

19.11.2025 10:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is gorgeous.

19.11.2025 10:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Luxury.

19.11.2025 10:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know. Ridiculous.

19.11.2025 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My grandmother’s dining room. To the carpet, even. Quietly splendid. You may now dine with us.

18.11.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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