Mel Malton

Video guy saved me $50 by showing how to change the battery in my seemingly impregnable Toyota ignition key. Bragged about it for days.

In the middle of preparing a curry. Partner (beloved) entering kitchen: “Ooh. A dirty spoon! and a plate! Just let me wash these for you now and there’ll be fewer dishes to do later!” Proceeds to fill sink.
Me:

Wept at this.

It did encourage me to try again, though. And I wrote some perfectly respectable whodunnits, (which I loved to read but didn’t think I could measure up to) and eventually found a publisher.

Pre-deployment, always check your owl‘s PSI.

I’m sorry, Mr. Cheape. We can’t let you through. You’re smiling in your picture.

I very much didn’t watch this. And this morning, the Feed is full of how banal and horrible it was. So sad for the sane and decent Americans stuck in a crumbling empire.

Each one an absolute banger. 😊

Rather a lot of snow outside the front door.

Jealousss.

Harlequin asked to see the whole ms. So I sent it off thinking “that was easy. I’ll make pots of money”. In return, I got “Clearly, you write well. But I suspect you don’t really read romance and or respect those who do. Find a genre you love, and write those.” Much appreciated, tho embarrassing.

Denise Van Outen comes to Cromer

Honestly Denise it's an unusual look for you but I don't hate it

The front door, standing open, reveals its own imprint in a bank of snow piled against it. More than knee high.

Here, Mr. Tom Cox, is a portal for your approval. This morning.

Yep. Dignity and decency would have been lovely, but it also would have been surprising.

But…he’s prayyyingggg.

Exactly. I’ve thought this for years.

I’m always up for a cute doge picture.

My sincere condolences. He looks wise.

I bought a dragonfruit because it was so beautiful. It tasted like absolutely nothing at all.

Now that’s very unpleasant, isn’t it?

Classy. Thanks. 😌

Peut-être

It means someone is not quite sane. “He’s got a van full of owls, you know”.

Canadian Tire actually owns the domain name for Crappy Tire because so many people affectionately call it that, it seemed only sensible to embrace it.

That was fascinating and great fun. Thanks.

Bunter! Bring me my spoon.

The Picnic Biddies are doing an acoustic set at the east coast music festival this year.

what would happen if everyone just didn’t file a Tax return this year?

Same. Just in the pan.

Put a little foot pedal on the front of one of those and it would make a handy trash can.

Small icicles coming from melting snow on the roof cast interesting shadows on the side of a house.

The hice. It’s near gone.