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ahhh! somebody warn those poor officers! there's a woman in purple tights chasing them! it's so dangerous!

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we were watching It's a Mad (etc) World for the first time and after the car crash at the beginning someone says "these things happen" to which Ethel Merman's character blows up: "these things happen?? these things only happen because when they do, people say, 'these things happen!'"

NUMTOT queen

this is a great perspective for so much of modern life! "that's just the way things are" ok but have you thought about *why* that's the way things are?

i was trying to figure out why Ms Trunchbull, in the new Matilda, sings "find the bally line and toe it!"

I thought the "bally line" was like, a technical term used in the hammer toss or something. but I learned that it's just a British slang euphemism for "bloody"! learning is fun

why is every character in the Alien Earth trailer extremely Yaphet Kotto- and Rutger Hauer-coded

it already works and exists in bike-shares and scooter-shares. like, what is this fantasy land this person lives in lol. wait until they find out that you need a *government issued ID* to operate a car in this country 😱

Mumford also foresaw a future of autonomous vehicles, warning that “the end product is an encapsulated life.”

As Mumford realized (in 1962!), it’s an illusion that cars provide freedom.

I just finished Lewis Mumford’s magisterial exploration of city life.

Published in 1962, it has some of the sharpest takedowns of car-centric society I’ve ever read.

Mumford: “We have sold our urban birthright for a sorry mess of motor cars. As poor a bargain as Esau’s pottage.”

Choice bits 🧵

A man with a spectacular 1970s mullet, wearing big wellies and a v-neck jumper over a T-shirt, looks at camera as he stands on a boat which is itself standing on the muddy bottom of an empty canal. He is holding up an enormous wooden plug on a long chunky chain

Today is the 47th anniversary of this clearly unimprovable photo, from a story so absurd that it shouldn’t be true, but is: the day a team of workers from British Waterways pulled the plug out of the Chesterfield Canal, and all the water emptied out

This was my Tuesday morning traveling to City Hall in support of transportation funding. #savesepta

oh my god this didn't even happen in the end! like they weren't even cheaply killing women to toy with us, they were just cheaply killing women because they didn't know what they were doing!

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my wife often falls asleep during #horrorwatch but she stayed up for this one! sort of a "can't look away" vibe to this. hey, that's exactly what exploitation flicks want to do!

this is making me laugh so fucking much

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wow. what an ending. I can't believe munkar exploded. that was so nuts.

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holy shit that has to be what happened, there was no reason for that subterfuge scene lololol

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did they forget to hire a fight choreographer for this fighting movie

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holy shit the second guy WAS EVIL TOO! I mean worse than useless!

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is Deathstalker gonna rape this guy too

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ok I thought saluriman was gonna legit die then he's in the harem?? hang on low key saluriman is Deathstalker's best ally.

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that quote from early is fucking with me so bad

"choose your allies well!"

I'm like oh man his cool friends are totally gonna come in at the end and save him!

but then. they both just suck so much and one of em died.

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I haven't seen Conan so I don't know how badly this is ripping that off, but it's like 80% just star wars, visually.

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aaaand then it's back to just constant sexual assault

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amazing sex scene. you just don't get that kind of action in blockbusters these days.

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holy shit I love this new guy's slutty little armor

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we have yet to see a woman on screen who isn't actively being menaced lol

this feels so much like a high school play lol

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Nintendo, I'm onto you!! 😂

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