drew

Sean Duffy is stealing all my good pitches 😭

You give me 100 billion dollars and a large bottle of crunched up adderall and I’ll get you a hotel on the moon by the end of the week

Concerning

The Mothership Vortex: An Investigation Into the Firm at the Heart of the Democratic Spam Machine How a single consulting firm extracted $282 million from a network of spam PACs while delivering just $11 million to actual campaigns.

The annoying spam texts destroying the Democratic brand:

$678M raised through those spam tactics

$282M to one consulting firm: Mothership Strategies.

$11M to actual campaigns (1.6%)

The party isn’t just treating donors like marks—it’s being fleeced itself yet continues to back Mothership.

we are back in Arlen folks

they have to have at least one

the handshake meme, where one hand is "robot girls" and the other is "plant girls", and where they clasp each other is "giving a dominant root access"

this came to me in a dream

idk what those are but sure

"Why would rapists pretend to be women when rapists get better treatment in this country than women?"

Staten Island Dems may have one cookie each

lmk if yours shows up

Liz has had her issues but she's always been great on rich people lol

i am gonna have to sit down

so not all birds fuck? is that what you're telling us

OH NO HE SUNK

he sinking fr

i think all birds fuck tbh.

coming out swinging Monday

funny the way it is

this man wants to actually lead and perhaps be president

GMing bluesky! happy monday!

I have to go into the office today for our quarterly all hands but otherwise should be chilling today. I did laundry yesterday.

i hope you have a wonderful day!

adrew

The NY post article from the above skeet and you can only read 4 lines of text because of pop ups

not the point but just a+ work with all the pop ups NYPost

imma guess this user wasn't very discrete

oh yah when you get like 3 in a row from the same mad dude.

the weird smokefleet guy did that a lot

oh no lol

2 hours and change until we get new king of the hill 🥲

just getting to read lists you get put on is magical. the other stuff is all gravy

fuck me man...it's gonna be okay

Cancer: [crumpling a piece of paper and throwing it in the trash] Uhhmmm. Everything is going to be fine.

this equals 12 not 3 smdh