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A collection of six ominous bird valentines set against a background of pink hearts. In the first one, a Canada Goose looks angry and hisses and the text says "Baby, I'll make you fall head over heels if you approach within 10m of my nest." In the second, an American white pelican opens its mouth to eat the reader and the text says "There are plenty of fish in the sea, but I want this one." In the third valentine, a Black Vulture looks suspiciously at the reader and the text says "I will love you until you die. And after that, I'll love you even more." A Southern Cassowary stands proudly against the heart-covered background. The text says "My wattles are red. My head is blue. My deadly reputation has been somewhat overblown, but I'd kill for you." In the fifth valentine, a Northern Giant-Petrel stands open-billed next to a large brown furry object, and the text says "Let's seal the deal by sharing a 3000 kg elephant seal carcass." In panel 6, a happy-looking Bearded Vulture holds a bone in its beak, and the text says "I love every part of you, especially your bones."

Ominous bird valentines.

He literally says in this clip that ICE will keep in Minnesota “quick reaction forces” — a military term — to go after “agitators.” Remember that those on the ground in MPLS have spent more than a week trying to tell everyone that Trump’s prior “deescalation” was a ruse and ICE is still operational

Illustration, Ghost in the Shell.
#cyberpunk #horror

Nancy 2/11/26 🩷

Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled

bubbleman.exe from megaman battle network

just beat the breaks off of this guy. wonderful experience for everyone involved

I'm begging the Transformers community to stop with the "divorce class" "don't tell the wife" shit.

Communicate with your partners!

A dresser inside a museum in New York City has been discovered as a secret stop on the Underground Railroad — the first of its kind discovered in Manhattan in over 100 years

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

Nancy 2/8/26

making a list of american institutions that are meeting this moment, and so far I've got burning man and paleontology down here... guess we're rebuilding society around the study of dinosaur bones and doing drugs in the desert

SSG (Super Saiyan Goatee) Vegeta

might be time to return to "evil man with a goatee"

No Kings includes Draft Kings

I want to make something really meaningful before I’m gone

doctor: well mr. yoda, we fixed the language center of your brain. you should talk totally normal now

yoda: thanks dude

i would see this in thinkgeek magazine back in the day & wondered what life people who drank this lived

Cyborg with some conch-like power fists. Power-conchs I guess :D

4 panel comic. Two bunnies walk through nature, sit on a bench and enjoy some coffee back at home. One says to the other “what a year we had”. The other replies “it’s February my love”

That time again

WENDY WHOPPER???

Number 20 in the comic series let's get burgers A small white cat with yellow eyes sits on the ground. They look irate. The cat's name is Knife (he/they). Knife exclaims "I want attention! Give me attention now!!!!" A snoopy-esque dog with a yellow patch over his right eye and left paw stands nearby. The dog's name is Cheddar (he/him). Cheddar responds to Knife, "That's not a very nice way to ask for it." Continued in next image

Knife sits turned away from Cheddar, looking grumpy as Cheddar pets their head. Knife grumbles "Please may I have some attention". Cheddar responds, "Now was that so hard" "Yes" Knife insists.

let's get burgers 20 "attention" (originally posted in 2020)

The Chance The Rapper CoreWeave ad really is special in the sense that it is so obviously the top. Remarkable stuff.

Thickness in Perspective

Another small basic perspective tutorial. 🎨

Get down with the thickness! 🤭

I hope it helps you out and is easy to understand 🙏

The White House did a dishonest y-axis so I fixed their y-axis for them, you’re welcome White House
www.howtoreadthisch.art/lets-conside...

of course. but of course

Watch as screens inside controllers becomes a new trend, proving once again that the Dreamcast was ahead of the curve on everything.