Derek Swanson

A truly generational run.

Fire those movies into my eyes with a shotgun. I cannot wait.

Oh dude. Has no one introduced you to Armond White yet?!?

Goddamn that Agriculture record rips.

Counterpoint: I’m high and this bakes in 10 minutes.

This is awesome.

Butlerian jihad NOW.

HOPE YOU LIKE AEROSMITH, BRO.

That’s my neighborhood.

Sam Richardson sits at a bar with some other guy in POKER FACE

In the latest POKER FACE, Sam Richardson plays a character who hates motion smoothing so much that he brings a universal remote everywhere to change the settings of TVs he encounters out in the wild.

I’m ecstatic: we finally get Motion Smoothing Hater representation out there at last.

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

I need this.

The world’s greatest VCR.

You ever try benzos? They were made for all hands meetings.

quick reminder that billionaires should not exist

YouTube video by Isaac Watson "Premonitions Following An Evil Deed" - David Lynch (1995)

The greatest David Lynch thing I’ve ever seen was a 1 minute short in an anthology called Lumière and Company. A bunch of filmmakers had 1 shot for 1 minute; everyone else produced various fairly static scenes, little movement, no possibility of cuts. Then Lynch does this: youtu.be/p7EJwCr5Yew?...

Then there’s the added bonus of it kinda looking like a dong at first glance.

Baby boi and I commemorated our most unhinged favorite movie with temporal pincer tattoos.

Just going to assume you’re talking about 50 Shades Of Gray. Or the Bible.

McGill as Ron Motley in The Insider wearing a dark suit, blue collared shirt, and a dark patterned tie. his hair is salt and pepper, though mostly pepper at this point. his face is bright red and contorted in anger. the courtroom is a bit bleak but the ceiling, which occupies almost half of the frame, has a nice geometric pattern happening between square panels and flat square lights. everything has a slight blue-green tint to it. a very small, out-of-focus Russell Crowe is on the stand behind him, there is also a fan and an American flag visible. caption reads "Wipe that smirk off your face!"

a closeup on McGill's still-red, still-angry face, looking down at his off-screen antagonist (you can't see him, but it's Wings Hauser). he takes up a little over half of the right side of the frame, on the left behind him is a very blurry/out-of-focus Crowe. caption reads "Dr. Wigand's deposition will be part of this record!"

a closeup on McGill's face - same as prior screenshot. caption reads "And I'm gonna take my witness's testimony..."

a closeup on McGill's face - mostly the same as prior 2 screenshots, though he takes up almost the entire frame now. caption reads "...whether the hell you like it or not!"

Bruce McGill goes so hard in this immaculate scene from The Insider that he busted his stitches from a surgery six weeks prior to shooting

I’m kind of impressed.

Klaus Kinski of My Chemical Romance gazing off into the middle distance.

He’s gonna run so fast.