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@blastedcomic.bsky.social

laughing through life one dictatorship at a time.

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if you see this, quote with your favourite PokΓ©mon (wrong answers only)

14.10.2025 10:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

omg I'm an idiot πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

14.10.2025 10:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it's been a while since I've signed a property lease so i looked it up: typical comm lease length is 42-75 pgs. so I guess nothing is really clarified in a lease that short? if OP is the lessor i suppose that's a potential horror of a deal.

13.10.2025 11:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ™Œ

08.10.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

repost your pfp

blasted backstory: kid had retinoblastoma. over the years we get to watch her evolve into the raddest mutant. pfp is from one of her earlier "adventures with big words" as she gained control of the language centers in her brain post-enucleation πŸ˜† #WhereDidSheEvenLearnThatOne

04.10.2025 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a pixelated image of a woman covering her nose with her hand with a cw logo behind her Alt: a young woman struggling to show appreciation through tears of joy and gratitude
04.10.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚ ain't a thing wrong with reboots

02.10.2025 10:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

rabbit family over here βœ‹οΈnot sure where it started, but my British grandmother taught it to me

02.10.2025 10:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

😩

28.09.2025 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ok bc at first i thought you were talking about hand me downs like what does my older brother's rat ass t-shirt have to do with anythg πŸ’€

26.09.2025 10:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

been to a few rodeos but this is my first rapture and i've absolutely no idea what i'm supposed to be doing

23.09.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"I'm not much of a cook, but" [proceeds to describe a deadass whole entrΓ©e with fancy words i've never heard then adds an image of the healthiest meal i've seen this side of the internet complete with precision plating and composition]

πŸ™Œ

22.09.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i'm reading all these in reverse order; it's like a wholesome bluesky version of Memento πŸ˜‚

21.09.2025 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

daaaaaaaaaammmmnn using this the next time family game night gets out of hand

19.09.2025 10:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the Feeds feature sounds like maybe what you mean? where you can curate based on specific parameters that you set...? (can you tell i've not used it πŸ˜‚)

18.09.2025 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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two men are standing in front of a mural that says old lynns Alt: Wyld Stallyns Bill and Ted rock out on air guitars in excellent celebration

dust. wind. @rstvideo.bsky.social hope your birthday was....So Crates 😬 (i'll see myself out) πŸŽΈπŸ›πŸŽ‰

18.09.2025 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

she said πŸ˜ƒ

15.09.2025 11:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😲 i had no idea they were rivals. this explains so much

13.09.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

said the actress to the bishop πŸ˜‚

10.09.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

as a former accruer of HEAPS of overdue library book fees from keeping drawing guides and reference books one day too many, i am envious. by the time i got to college and could start my own collection of images, i hadn't the space. and then everything went digital.

10.09.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

whoa! that looks like a hubby's older, more sophisticated brother, Pastime πŸ«–

09.09.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@pookleblinky.bsky.social Alice in Pains

03.09.2025 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’œπŸ‘Š

02.09.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

omg i've thought it was Wednesday all morning 😭

02.09.2025 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i feel seen

02.09.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i have thoughts on this...

(β±Όα΅€β‚›β‚œ ₖᡒ𝒹𝒹ᡒₙ𝓰 ✨️)

02.09.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@joshuafrantic.bsky.social what in the chocolate glazed coincidence is going on

31.08.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ayyyy i remember this story! πŸ™Œ

31.08.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

okay but what colour yarn will you use for the lips πŸ˜†

23.08.2025 12:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

FINALLY!

22.08.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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