TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX

if they hang that way way you should probably see a urologist

Matt, I appreciate all your work, but nothing you've done has been this important

Bill Burr Says ‘CNN and Fox News Are a F—ing Disease,’ Fires Back at ‘Horrible’ Conservatives Bashing Him as ‘Woke’: ‘They’re Racists’ and ‘Cowards’ Bill Burr says the conservatives calling him "woke" are "racists" and "cowards."

You don't need a Joe Rogan for the left. What we all need to do is take Bill Burr's lead. Every time a Republican goes after him, he doesn't debate him. He just insults them and tells them to go fuck themselves. We don't need one person to do this. We should all just do this.

"We will impeach and remove the president for his many crimes" seems like a good midterm election pitch to me idk

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this is how men listen to de la soul

The deadbeat version of this is when the bartender doesn't want to get a glass dirty, so he just tells you to drink some of it and tops you up with Aperol. Yes I have actually had this

Treating women like whole people is a nifty life hack for doubling the number of friends available to you

all anyone is ever doing by saying stuff like this is admitting they're a useful mark the right can exploit to push their wedge issues further. amazing that otherwise smart people still don't realize how this game is played

This is actually a golden opportunity to Remember Some Guys in high school

This standard is only ever applied to trans kids. I do not see it applied to other kids who hit puberty faster than other kids. I did not see it applied to Derrick Henry, who was built like a car when he was running over future accountants and gas station attendants on Florida high school fields

I'm so old that I remember when you had a job where you could have said stuff like this that mattered

Sick, wanna hang

We are gonna have charts for AI slop exposure by generation like we do lead

Sam that's exactly right

TONY PLUSH is responsible for one of the ugliest shirseys I've ever seen, but I will always love him and his kites anyway

Look man, I'm just saying I saw more than one CC jersey at the Brewers game TONIGHT, and it was half Cubs fans

If anything, his stats understate how absurdly relied-on he was. He warmed up in the bullpen sometimes!

No One's Ever Been Better Than CC Sabathia On The Brewers | Defector CC Sabathia became a star in Cleveland, and became a champion in New York, and this weekend became a Hall of Famer in Cooperstown—but I will always think of Milwaukee. Possibly the greatest midseason…

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the republican party is a criminal conspiracy against the american republic

Hey kid! I'm a computer...STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN

A huge favor to ask from my #horror peeps - can you guys help signal boost our final two eps? And if anyone wants to talk to anyone for their pod or site or whathaveyou let me know and I will get whoever you want from it.

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A guy who can't punctuate his own thoughts is telling the rest of us how to run the government and use AI. Starting to think Dirk is the entire reason you got to touch that Larry O'Brien trophy, man.

Yeah but that guy is cool and hasn't started any wars or moral panics in his life as far as I can tell

enormous violence is being done to us by unaccountable elites. they rob us blind, they send our neighbors to foreign dungeons or murder them in the street. they cut healthcare to build concentration camps and conduct a livestreamed genocide. they rape and traffic and brazenly get away with it all

Venn diagram with large circles labeled "Superman," "Sailors," "P.O.D." and "Sound Technicians." The circles overlap as follows: Superman / Sailors: Escape disaster in a lifeboat Sailors / Sound techs: Rigging Sound techs / P.O.D.: Take a mic around the world P.O.D. / Superman: Names like "Wuv" and "Traa" All four: "Here comes the boom"

Here's a Venn diagram for essentially nobody

hell? yea, brother

Glazed like a Krispy Kreme