TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX

Ssh, billionaires need to independently rediscover all aspects of modern life and thought in order to feel useful

I resent mainstream Democrats more, because they constantly sell out their constituencies after running explicitly on representing them. Are Republicans worse? Yes, and I never vote in ways that enable their success.

I'll believe you can read when you delete this, you pud

Turn it inside out #lifehack

Hell yeah buddy, your first jibarito is on me

Brian is going to get his blue check The Right Way: from the trunk of an El Dorado in a Chili's parking lot

I say this as someone whose entire job is finding the narrow use cases in which AI is actually useful:

All the fear about AI, all the reluctance to adopt it, is entirely legitimate, and a product of the fact that it's been foisted on the public with no consideration of its negative externalities.

peppers do be friggin

Area X Book 5: Arch Supports

You, with your own words, argued that you can't learn anything from poetry to ADVOCATE FOR VICTIMS. If that's true, then higher education is failing you, but the second biggest culprit is yourself

I am sympathetic to college costing too much, but the irony that the thread could have benefited greatly from a composition class is not lost on... those of us who paid attention during composition class

why would you awaken the dragon like this

short step? are we sure they even had to take a breath between sentences

I love that they named these things in a completely transparent effort to not have them be harassed. I will kick Pablo over if he's blocking the sidewalk, I do not give one single shit

He thought his gambit of sweating through his shirt would be enough to distract me from the rest of his horrific fit. WRONG BITCH

Not the biggest offense here, but he's wearing a shirt that is cut to be untucked and then doing...this

Is this part of your Unified Theory of Domed Football Stadiums

Randall Cunningham spent a couple games handing the ball off back handed for the Vikings in 98 or 99. So just be as physically talented as Randall Cunningham, problem solved

Noel I don't need to know how the chicken died to appreciate your dish

AI is marketed to people who can't get their way out of a jam in an '80s sitcom

thats right tim

these refs have been...interesting, to say the least

Can't remember if it was this bad before COVID but I'm seeing an alarming spreading of what I'll call Airport Behavior to other public places. Obliviousness to other people's existence, ineptitude at navigating the environment. "Is this your first time at the grocery store" type stuff

I dunno man the concept of actually owning something you pay for must be like a drug if you're under 30

If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity

I like to think the few small beers caught the spirit of the Pop Tart Bowl mascot

M. Happy Grinchdays Canadaville The Grinch is back with The Grinchiest Meal. Tap to get your m... now THE MEAL

Completely tone-deaf shit. What if I grew up in Whoville? Might as well be selling a Quarter Hitler with Cheese. Why don’t you Hitler Size my fries while you’re at it

The correct way to phrase this is "Olivia Nuzzi, who sucks shit and deserves nothing, has finally faced consequences. Exciting! When are we doing this for RFK Jr?"

Stop it. We’re not doing this in Woke 2. When shitty people get what’s coming to them we take it.

Yeah but if you don't park in the Chili's area we're gonna THROW A FIT