What do you mean not the correct amount? You're supposed to lesve some in??

And eye colour actually! It's very utilitarian, good for conveying a lot of different moods. I've got this unfortunately one dimensional shade of brown. Don't know why I picked them. Impulse eye I guess HAR HAR HER

Ay nice face

(Sorry I'm late. Hallucinatory rats have been ruining my life. How's that for a reason I bet you thought wasn't sincere?)

Dust off ye parrot and pegleg lass (unless you already have a pegleg, which would be excellent too)

Sous-jeaux

Ahhhh crap, I'm sorry you've gotta ride that rollercoaster :( it's very frustrating indeed. Anything I can do to help? If you wanna vent feel free, I'll shoot you my email on hellsite

OOOOOOOOOO

There ya go! Just gotta find the right combination of things to unlock the crime-demon within, that's all! It's like magic :D

Damn. You can help me with some vigilantism if it'd make you feel better? Well and robbing pharmacies probably but it's vigilantism-adjacent

("Can I help?" is a little more concise, it really is)

Ohhh... because of a problem that could be easily solved by an internet colleague at intercontinental ranges even though they just woke up fully clothed at 7am and had to check the word intercontinental so so many times? Cos that'd be wildly specific but also handy as

Oh that's just an ASSHOLE... I can get over the truly heartbreaking dreams but this shit is fucked

So um... not quite better yet I take it? Or is this bone snapping born of rage?

Dorrr. SIIIIIIIICK

Well god damn, is it pathologically interesting at least? You probably need a spice. And cobra venom, just to wear as necklace

GOOD YOU GET EM DON'T PAY FOR SHIT :P

PS Colour coordination with that dress is on POINT (do you say that there? It just means spot on)! I had a wedding a while back, devastated the room.

SINCERE ME KEEPS SLIPPING THROUGH THE CAPS ARGH

Is the tang about a mile wide? Looks like it would be... I like the thicc bois :P

Oh my lord Sophie, outstanding!

That is you? My goodness, you look beautiful!

I MEAN YEAH GOOD ONE REMEMBER TO USE YOUR LOOKS AGAINST PEOPLE FOR PERSONAL GAIN LIKE I DO HAHAHA

KIRBY I TOLD YOU, DON'T SWALLOW THE FUCKIN ENNUI

THAT'S MY ENNUI, NOW SHIT IT OR I'LL GET THE BAT

HAPPY NEW YEAR I DON'T KNOW WHY I WROTE SOMETHING LIKE THAT BUT I DID I HOPE YOU'RE GOOOOOOD LIKE CAPSLOCK GOOD

Oh, fuck... you gonna be okay?

@parilani.bsky.social LAENI IT'S 2024 WITH THIS GLOBAL KARMA AND STILL NO DEATH ROCK FROM SPACE - YOU KNOW THE COSMOS WILL BE OUT FOR BLOOD. SO WHILE YOU'RE HAVING A DOUBTLESSLY HAPPY AND FULFILLING YEAR, STAY SHARP - IT MIGHT HELP. MAYBE. GOOD LUCK!

THIS MESSAGE STARTED OUT SO DIFFERENTLY,

BARON

@labwaste.bsky.social happy new year Doc - hope it kicks ass, and if the rodents send an avatar ot vengeance, that you kick its ass too. And loot it! Fuckin rodents with the basic bitch occultism, it's almost a cliche now. Makes me sick. Ya know? ANYWAY HAPPY NEW YEAR WOOOO

Happy solstice! Don't you kids party too hard now. And if you're headed out to the standing stones don't forget your jacket!

Flesh density assessment is a vital standard candle for slurrigistic field dynamics. If people don't at least tolerate it they're basically flat earthers.

Yasssssssss

Okaaaaaaaaay

Omg awesome pics!! :O

Yeah, I fuckin hate that thing. I get thst life is miserable, but does it have to be a dick about it?

What am I talking about