JessicAnja 🍒

The October jobs report is so damn good they are not releasing it. So you know it was outstanding.

Hey another cat skeet.

I call my cats honey bunnies a lot for creatures that are complete shits.

Work party drunk is a whole different kind of drunk.

Pulling my own hair out of the shower drain is not the plumbing porn I imagined.

Saved a turtle's life today, everyone clap.

A fancy hit pink frame for a pic that says “never settle for shitty coffee, shitty weed or shitty men” and my caption says to include never settling for shitty women too!

Or shitty women too. To be fair

an elderly woman with gray hair is standing in front of a wall . ALT: an elderly woman with gray hair is standing in front of a wall .

I was indirectly propositioned by the weird maintenance dude this morning so I guess you could say I’ve still got it 💅🏻✨💅🏻

I need serenity and to surround myself with murder documentaries.

An annual tradition of almost a decade ✨ I Had a Bloody Good Time at House Harker is always a fun watch 🧛🏻‍♂️🩸🧛🏻‍♂️

Still hoping for a Twirl short tho… @jacobgivens.bsky.social

#vampire #vampiremovie #IHadABloodyGoodTimeAtHouseHarker

I’ve been up since the ungodly hour of 11pm… stupid menopause 😒

Aging less like a fine wine & more like an open can of orange Fanta left on the nightstand overnight ✨

When I color my hair, I get my eyebrows tinted to match because I’m both fancy af & have gray eyebrows.

It’s a knit a scarf & bake pumpkin muffins while watching 30 Days of Night kinda Sunday ✨

Thank you 💕✨💕

Guys… two of my amazing daughters are pregnant at the same time!

I am beyond excited 💖✨💖

I may be annoying, but at least I've never recorded myself putting on makeup.

The Martia Brady sure JanGIF but it says sure KAsh

The entire world when that Kash guy announces anything:

🎃🎃

the problem with doing WW2 revisionism on here is that everyone on this website is a thirty eight year old nerd who spent all of high school reading WW2 history books

Being called paranoid only to have the very things you were worried about happening actually happen is unreal.

It’s not paranoia, it’s our reality & OMG I hate this timeline 🤦

This administration, on a daily basis, does un-Constitutional, rule-breaking, and illegal things that they "don't have the right to do" or "shouldn't be able to do." They have never been stopped.

Thinking "oh, well, they won't do this OTHER thing they are not supposed to do" is insane to me.

"Fuck you. Make me." has become my latest philosophy. Easy to understand and straight to the point.

Critical thinking has nearly become extinct… following blindly & without question *IS* easier but the cost is too great.

always ask the hard questions, even if only with yourself.

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On it…

clonazeposting through it