SlightlyStoopidBear @stoopid-bear

Bummed I had to go to work today. Even with a rapture in progress, capitalism must march onward.

24.09.2025 20:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cleaning up the yaks, gotta get back on the water soon. Who's coming with me?

17.09.2025 23:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'd love to party with them too. im sure there would be interesting stories to forget about in the morning.

14.08.2025 05:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's so hot out, I'm sweating like a horse in church.

14.08.2025 05:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YouTube video by Mammoth Mammoth: The End (Official Video)

Talk about a fun song! Mammoth is killing it. What do you think? www.youtube.com/watch?v=7w7r... #music #metal 🎧

12.05.2025 19:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who doesn't want a 5' 4" gamer girl?

12.05.2025 18:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm interested in this

12.05.2025 18:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What are you listening to today? #music 🎧

12.05.2025 17:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"well done, you have performed a normal bodily function"

03.05.2025 17:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm at this bakery, Tous de Jours, and while all the pastry is superb, the employees are forced to wear this flat cap, news boy style hat and they all look like the most miserable people ever. I would be too.

03.05.2025 17:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YouTube video by Blind Guardian - Topic Wheel of Time

Tell me a song that you find to be utterly spectactular, from beginning to end! Blind Guardian never fails to WOW me. #metal #musicmonday #music #powermetal 🎧 www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJtF...

28.04.2025 19:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YouTube video by Ghost Ghost - Peacefield (Official Music Video)

Metal scene is cooking today! Ghost is taking us back to the 80s with this new release! www.youtube.com/watch?v=5w-X... #rock #metal #music 🎧

28.04.2025 18:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Let's hear it from the fans of these legends!
#metal #memes #music

28.04.2025 18:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YouTube video by Napalm Records FEUERSCHWANZ - Gangnam Style (PSY Cover) (Official Video) | Napalm Records

What's a song that makes you smile? This is a new one from Feuerschwanz and it really is a fun watch! youtu.be/j0U769v6acU?... #metal #metalmusic #music #musicmonday 🎧

21.04.2025 17:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YouTube video by Century Media Records TURISAS - Stand Up And Fight (OFFICIAL VIDEO)

What's a song you wish you could hear for the first time again? youtu.be/7woW7DmnR0E?... #metal #musicmonday #music #rock 🎧

15.04.2025 02:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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08.04.2025 19:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

...

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...yes I would

08.04.2025 01:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YouTube video by Sabaton - Topic Camouflage (Bonus)

This song has been stuck in my head all day, and I don't know why. What song has been stuck in your head today?

youtu.be/eJkO4kHmOOs?... #music #metal #sabaton #powermetal #musicmonday 🎧

08.04.2025 01:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have just learned that the name for the platypus enclosure at a zoo is called the Platupusary...do with that information what you will.

01.04.2025 23:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

On lunch break:

*Guy buys last pack of gushers candy from snack machine*

Another coworker is mad about it

Me: Hey T, if you don't share, J is gonna turn YOU into a gusher.

J: that could be taken many ways...

Me: *regrets existing*

25.03.2025 07:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YouTube video by Manowar - Topic Battle Hymn

What is a song that always gets you pumped up? Share with me! www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtNq... #metal #music #musicmonday #manowar 🎧

24.03.2025 19:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a group of soldiers are standing in a line with one wearing a beret ALT: a group of soldiers are standing in a line with one wearing a beret

Stream was great! Deep Rock Galactic never fails to provide quality entertainment! Plus, we got a great raid from THE Casper Van Dien (of Starship Troopers fame). Thank you all who stuck around and watched! #twitch #deeprockgalactic #starshiptroopers

24.03.2025 05:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YouTube video by Blind Guardian BLIND GUARDIAN - Time what is Time | Somewhere Far Beyond Revisited - Karo Studio 1992

Have a look back at Blind Guardian in the studio in 1992! What a cool video! What are you listening to this week? www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ozm3...
#music #metal #rock 🎧

18.03.2025 02:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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I gotchu

18.03.2025 02:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Americans are wearing green this St. Patrick's Day to signify that we support the annexation of Ireland or else we'll tariff your potatoes and beer. /s

17.03.2025 16:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If Deadpool and Wolverine can regrow body parts, couldn't they be donating kidneys and other vital organs every few days?

13.03.2025 07:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cinderella, but directed by Quinton Tarantino, with Prince Charming cast as Quinton Tarantino.

04.03.2025 04:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You don't have mutton else

04.03.2025 03:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YouTube video by Masood Boomgaard Bad days- Self-help Singh

Enjoy the bourbon, hope this helps. youtu.be/HjPgdhRsGIQ?...

04.03.2025 03:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I had a really funny idea for a skeet earlier today, I promise...but I forgot it.

Please clap anyway?

04.03.2025 03:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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