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๐Ÿ’™ Left of center. Middle age lazy. Former Jackrabbit football/track athlete - Ring the Bell!!! Cubs/Twins/Vikings/Timberwolves masochist South Dakota denizen

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Bye, Meg. Have fun at the dance.

20.02.2026 02:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A rainbow in Long Beach outside Tuttle cameras about 20 minutes ago

A rainbow in Long Beach outside Tuttle cameras about 20 minutes ago

Everyone wants to talk about the flooding but no one cares about the rare Los Angeles County rainbows.

20.02.2026 00:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 142    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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a man with long hair and a beard is smiling and saying thank you . ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is smiling and saying thank you .
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Honestly, when I come back as a ghost Iโ€™m probably just gonna constantly move your thermostat up or down a few degrees every other day

20.02.2026 00:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#BreakingKindSongs
#MusicChallenge
#MusicSky

A cover song that is better than the original

youtu.be/Fa9nN3G2CSg?...

19.02.2026 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon drawing of a person 's arm with the hashtag @kudai_io below it ALT: a cartoon drawing of a person 's arm with the hashtag @kudai_io below it

Good job geist!

19.02.2026 19:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Using a sovereign wealth fund to benefit citizens. The American brain cannot comprehend it.

19.02.2026 15:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yep, those guddam Snowcialists!!!

19.02.2026 18:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That canโ€™t be right โ€” shouldnโ€™t it be siphoned off into the accounts of a handful of billionaires?

19.02.2026 17:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NBC ran a piece where Mary Carrillo went to Norway to find out why they're so good at the Winter Olympics and i was yelling BECAUSE IT'S COLD THERE

then she went to a little tiny ski jump for kids and was like "it's free, equipment is provided, & they don't emphasize results"

and i was like.
oh!

19.02.2026 15:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8614    ๐Ÿ” 1338    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 130    ๐Ÿ“Œ 137

Probably Pam Bondiโ€™s next response when the Dow falls

19.02.2026 15:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œFascism is fascism. Terrorism is terrorism. Oppression is oppression.โ€
Harry Belafonte

19.02.2026 14:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ossoff: "There are some folks who are doomscrolling in the fetal position. Every day there is a new outrage. It's easy I know to fear that maybe we could lose our republic. I think what John Lewis would tell us is it's up to us. We have the power to right the ship. Nobody is gonna do it for us."

19.02.2026 14:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6894    ๐Ÿ” 1954    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 143    ๐Ÿ“Œ 129
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Ossoff: "If you live in a major democracy, and the nation's spy chief is showing up at raids on sensitive election sites, something has gone wrong."

19.02.2026 14:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15664    ๐Ÿ” 4971    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 202    ๐Ÿ“Œ 117

If I have learned anything from Kenosha's "Let us fill your hole" and Subway's "How do you top your sub?" campaigns and my own personal 25 years of experience in advertising and copywriting, it's that every message needs to be reviewed by at least one (if not a panel of) Michael Scott

19.02.2026 12:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 62    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

If you can arrest a bloody princeโ€ฆ

19.02.2026 14:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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PROUD OF THE SEAHAWKS FOR NOT GOINGโ€ผ๏ธ

19.02.2026 14:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€œI like โ€˜The Money Pitโ€™โ€

19.02.2026 14:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If โ€œRandy Andyโ€ Windsor has even a shred of humanity left, he should start publicly calling out his fellow pedos.

The resulting firestorm of bastards posting sweaty, nervous, pathetically transparent denials would be a joy to watch

19.02.2026 14:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Minnesotans testify about racial profiling by ICE agents during immigration surge The ACLU lawsuit accuses federal agents of unlawfully targeting Somali and Latino residents.

โ€œIโ€™m a U.S. citizen, bro!โ€ he told the agents.

When do they come for all of us?

www.startribune.com/minnesotans-...

19.02.2026 12:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

shitler could be next , if mike pence has the courage to do the right thing or something idk

19.02.2026 12:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good morning friend I am a British Prince in a bit of a pickle, could you please wire me your personal bank account information have a blessed day

19.02.2026 12:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 239    ๐Ÿ” 72    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Oh, the grand old duke of york
He โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ
He โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ
And he โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ

19.02.2026 11:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5559    ๐Ÿ” 1618    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 62    ๐Ÿ“Œ 35

Man, just listen to this. Trump's effort to contain the Epstein scandal has failed, spectacularly.

19.02.2026 12:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2346    ๐Ÿ” 585    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 86    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

Is the perp walk on the left side of the road in the UK?

19.02.2026 12:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 210    ๐Ÿ” 72    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
And then Satan said:
Put the alphabet into math

And then Satan said: Put the alphabet into math

how u feel when u read that new crypto thing

19.02.2026 12:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Today's top tip:

If we can arrest a Prince, you guys can DEFINITELY arrest a President.

19.02.2026 12:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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