Calico cat who has never done a single thing wrong in her life
Calico cat hiding from the mean old lamplight
Calico cat performs very good shrimp impression
Calico cat is circular
The way THIS CAT ignored me ALL SUMMER and the minute the temperature drops she's absolutely velcroed to me...smh
05.11.2025 03:04 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Was just strolling to Walgreens in my favorite jumpsuit from Paris and thinking about how good I feel in it and then I passed these two Gen Z girls who shouted "The walk is teeeeeea! Yes!!" at me from across the street and it was so sweet and nice ๐
25.10.2025 03:46 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
White brunette femme in a metallic gold low back dress on a hill overlooking trees and a lake
White brunette femme in heart-shaped sunglasses and a navy sleeveless dress
White brunette femme in a long floral dress next to a window with a black cat in it
White brunette femme in a 70s embroidered top, shorts, and Doc Martens sitting alongside an empty duck pond in the green foothills of Clovis, California
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20.10.2025 16:31 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
White brunette femme in a blue velvet 1930s dress sitting on a bed
White brunette femme in a black and pink floral Betsey Johnson slip dress
White brunette femme in a black and white gingham dress crouched in the shadows
White brunette femme in a beige dress straight up lying on the concrete amidst the palm tree shadows
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20.10.2025 16:31 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
White brunette femme looking down and smiling in a black dress with a fuchsia flower
White brunette femme in a blue paisley dress and brown knee high boots
White brunette femme in a beige crop top and silk floral skirt
White brunette femme sitting against a sunlit wall in a pink crop top and jean shorts
11 years of me, the clothes, and the self-timer! We've had fun ๐ฅฒ
20.10.2025 16:31 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Celebrating 1500 sales in my shop with 15% off through the end of the month ๐ฅณ saralouisevintage.etsy.com
20.10.2025 16:18 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Are you disposed, he said, to go with me and see them?
Yes, I said; but I should like to know first, what is expected of me, and who is the favourite among you?
Some persons have one favourite, Socrates, and some another, he said.
And who is yours? I asked: tell me that, Hippothales.
At this he blushed; and I said to him, O Hippothales, thou son of Hieronymus! do not say that you are, or that you are not, in love; the confession is too late; for I see that you are not only in love, but are already far gone in your love. Simple and foolish as I am, the Gods have given me the power of understanding affections of this kind.
Whereupon he blushed more and more.
Ctesippus said: I like to see you blushing, Hippothales, and hesitating to tell Socrates the name; when, if he were with you but for a very short time, you would have plagued him to death by talking about nothing else. Indeed, Socrates, he has literally deafened us, and stopped our ears with the praises of Lysis; and if he is a little intoxicated, there is every likelihood that we may have our sleep murdered with a cry of Lysis. His performances in prose are bad enough, but nothing at all in comparison with his verse; and when he drenches us with his poems and other compositions, it is really too bad; and worse still is his manner of singing them to his love; he has a voice which is truly appalling, and we cannot help hearing him: and now having a question put to him by you, behold he is blushing.
Ah, Hippothales, I said; what a noble and really perfect love you have found! I wish that you would favour me with the exhibition which you have been making to the rest of the company, and then I shall be able to judge whether you know what a lover ought to say about his love, either to the youth himself, or to others.
Nay, Socrates, he said; you surely do not attach any importance to what he is saying.
Do you mean, I said, that you disown the love of the person whom he says that you love?
No; but I deny that I make verses or address compositions to him.
He is not in his right mind, said Ctesippus; he is talking nonsense, and is stark mad.
O Hippothales, I said, if you have ever made any verses or songs in honour of your favourite, I do not want to hear them; but I want to know the purport of them, that I may be able to judge of your mode of approaching your fair one.
Ctesippus will be able to tell you, he said; for if, as he avers, the sound of my words is always dinning in his ears, he must have a very accurate knowledge and recollection of them.
Update: Lysis is also a banger. This kid Hippothales asks Socrates to come hang out with him and his friends and Socrates is like "who's the hottest" of course, and Hippothales dithers so Socrates is all "omg you have a CRUSH" and Hippothales' friends are like "he does and it's SO annoying" lmaooo
16.10.2025 15:15 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1
Tiny club btw. Tiny club!!! And they reposted my sappy IG Story ๐ฅน๐ญ๐ฅฐ
15.10.2025 03:04 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Cover of Plato: The Socratic Dialogues, a multi-voice production from Ukemi Audiobooks.
That was from Charmides if you'd also like to see or revisit what happens when Socrates walks up in the club like "where the hot twinks at though?" Whole thing is GREAT so far, really makes it clear that Socrates was the most annoying bitch in all of Athens. He's so funny though I love him
15.10.2025 02:58 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Then, when there had been enough of this, I, in my turn, began to make enquiries about matters at homeโ โabout the present state of philosophy, and about the youth. I asked whether any of them were remarkable for wisdom or beauty, or both. Critias, glancing at the door, invited my attention to some youths who were coming in, and talking noisily to one another, followed by a crowd. Of the beauties, Socrates, he said, I fancy that you will soon be able to form a judgment. For those who are just entering are the advanced guard of the great beauty, as he is thought to be, of the day, and he is likely to be not far off himself.
Who is he, I said; and who is his father?
Charmides, he replied, is his name; he is my cousin, and the son of my uncle Glaucon: I rather think that you know him too, although he was not grown up at the time of your departure.
Certainly, I know him, I said, for he was remarkable even then when he was still a child, and I should imagine that by this time he must be almost a young man.
You will see, he said, in a moment what progress he has made and what he is like. He had scarcely said the word, when Charmides entered.
Now you know, my friend, that I cannot measure anything, and of the beautiful, I am simply such a measure as a white line is of chalk; for almost all young persons appear to be beautiful in my eyes. But at that moment, when I saw him coming in, I confess that I was quite astonished at his beauty and stature; all the world seemed to be enamoured of him; amazement and confusion reigned when he entered; and a troop of lovers followed him. That grown-up men like ourselves should have been affected in this way was not surprising, but I observed that there was the same feeling among the boys; all of them, down to the very least child, turned and looked at him, as if he had been a statue.
Chaerephon called me and said: What do you think of him, Socrates? Has he not a beautiful face?
Most beautiful, I said.
But you would think nothing of his face, he replied, if you could see his naked form: he is absolutely perfect.
And to this they all agreed.
By Heracles, I said, there never was such a paragon, if he has only one other slight addition.
What is that? said Critias.
If he has a noble soul; and being of your house, Critias, he may be expected to have this.
He is as fair and good within, as he is without, replied Critias.
Then, before we see his body, should we not ask him to show us his soul, naked and undisguised? he is just of an age at which he will like to talk.
It's a series of audio performances of Plato's Socratic Dialogues. And this is from a dialogue on TEMPERANCE!!!! Keep it in your toga Socrates damn
15.10.2025 02:58 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
I listened to the absolute HORNIEST thing today oh my god
15.10.2025 02:58 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
You know how sometimes you can just like feel music in your ribcage at a show. That, man. That. So fucking good, jesus
11.10.2025 05:57 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
and so happy to care about a band who were like actually good people who cared about the world and she was like okay I need to know your skincare routine because 42?? And that was so nice. Also got carded to get a drinking wristband lol but anyway I'm young @ heart and I love music and I'm happy ๐
11.10.2025 05:51 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Still crying about it a little tbh. We were so hype they did an encore they clearly didn't expect to do and played a new song and it was so beautiful. And the singer told me she saw me being hype for it and I was like YEAH!!! and the band is these 20ish Canadian twins and I mentioned being 42
11.10.2025 05:51 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Just went to a show by myself bc I realized it was happening last minute & I had to shore myself up with substances but it was AMAZING, it was my favorite band & I got to talk to the lead singer & tell her how much their music meant to me & it was so fucking wonderful. Art is all there is you guys!!
11.10.2025 05:45 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
"It's five o'clock somewhere!" I announced jovially as I poured a little ancho chile liqueur in my drink, then added, "Wait, is it five o'clock here?" It is. It is five o'clock here actually. Happy Sunday
15.09.2025 00:02 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Learning about how Queen Puabi was buried with dozens of attendants who were killed to accompany her into the afterlife and I get how Christianity (much) later caught on. Imagine you're a servant your whole life then you're expected to die and keep serving eternally. Yeah I'll take heaven actually
11.09.2025 17:28 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Photo of a bookmark from McDonalds featuring Mayor McCheese that reads
Please use me as your bookmark
'cause I fly into a rage whenever I see someone fold the corner of a page.
dog ear a book and Mayor McCheese will beat your ass
11.09.2025 17:06 โ ๐ 2103 ๐ 640 ๐ฌ 33 ๐ 22
Drama in the chat this morning as three cops just came to the apartment directly across from me and executed a search warrant. I watched the resident get patted down and he's now standing hands folded in front of him fawning like a child. I should close the window but I'd really like to eavesdrop
11.09.2025 16:12 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Been listening to university courses lately and one just mentioned The Epic of Gilgamesh in relation to the archaeological digs at Ur and I was like damn I need to read that and then the lecturer talked about a major death in it and I was like "hey, spoilers!!!" but ya know. This one's on me I think
11.09.2025 15:50 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
these were not as sweet as they could have been but nevertheless pleasurable to eat...we should keep going bigger imo. like orange-sized so i can nibble on one while pretending i'm a hamster
06.09.2025 02:23 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Large but not golfball sized blueberry in my hand next to a lemon shaped bowl of large but not golfball sized blueberries
I did have some big blueberries recently but they weren't golfball sized โน๏ธ
05.09.2025 22:31 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
I SAID "the world record-setting golfball sized blueberry". It's in the palm of somebody's hand. god I wish that were me
Thinking about Her*
*the world record-setting golfball sized blueberry
05.09.2025 22:28 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0
YouTube video by Lindsay Ellis
The Unforgivable Sin of Ms Rachel
First time I've sobbed at the end of a video essay
29.08.2025 00:42 โ ๐ 1368 ๐ 146 ๐ฌ 28 ๐ 12
YouTube video by Waterparks - Topic
I Felt Younger When We Met
I said I loved you to death / So I must be dead www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADqa...
27.08.2025 16:30 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Ongoing thread of a list of Waterparks lyrics I would be using as AIM away messages if this were 2006 and Waterparks existed at that time:
27.08.2025 16:30 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
first of all, moonshine peaches ๐ second of all, my insane cocktail which is sotol (look it up, it SHOULD have caught on like mezcal!! why hasnโt it!!! people canโt appreciate anything) in a cup with some olive oil i got from crete. itโs okay you donโt have to understand iโll be a visionary
27.08.2025 04:40 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Hanginโ in there feat. sunset selfie and dessert
27.08.2025 04:36 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
I know I can scroll over slightly and see the full word but I shouldn't have to. Fix the fucking spacing
27.08.2025 03:55 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish and short.
she/her. Fandom is my forevergirl fandom. Currently SKZ obsessed.๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ง ๐ถ๏ธ ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐
kalapating mababa ang lipad
Adult. ใจใใฎๆใซๆไบบๆธใฟใ๏ฝฒ๏ฝฒ๏พใจrpใฐใใใใฆใไบบใ
dp&wโค๏ธ๐tri๏ฝถ๏พ๏พ๐โช๏ธใไป่ฒใ
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