sara cyclogenesis

Calico cat curled up between the legs of a person in yellow sweatpants (me) and looking a little sus quite frankly

Same calico cat same position but now she's fallen asleep?? No one wants to work anymore

My lazy writing assistant who does not even know shorthand

There's nothing like putting a fitted sheet on a king size bed all alone to make you feel like you are truly God's least favorite

It definitely started my day off with a smile 😆

Ao3 comment reading "so good so tender. you also write sex like you've had it and that's the highest compliment i can give"

Oh the comments you get when writing in a fandom with a lot of younger writers 🥲

Man what's it like to have a normal brain that gives you the right amount of chemicals to process disappointments and negative emotions without feeling like I'm a gumball in a machine spiraling helplessly down until I crash straight into Hell. What if I didn't get a stress headache from existence

YouTube video by Waterparks Waterparks - ICE

Hey did you know that Waterparks is the only band ever⁉️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdYe...

On the one hand it's whatever. But on the other hand my central nervous system is reacting like I'm being attacked by a bear and I feel like I'm going to burst into tears. So idk

Tweet reading "this 97 year old fanfic writers still serves yaoi the old fashioned way" followed by a tweet from the OP complaining "except they write bottom Mike" and then another tweet saying "their ao3 account being older than you" so yeah so you know like yeah or whatever

You know what. You know what. Do you know fucking what

Tweet from someone in Stranger Things fandom that says "There's a Ryden author from 2009 writing Byler in 2026" along with a video captioned "this 97 year old diner still makes Coke the old fashioned way". I am the writer they are talking about

Hey guys guess what's going on in my new fandom now! This post about MEEEEEE

Just got tickets for this, hello, The Like reunion?! Theeeee Sarah McLachlan????? Oh my whole entire god!!!! Flipping out we have three literal decades of my musical loves in this aaaaaah

Truly it's the "passage" of "time" that is wrong 🙂‍↕️

No...I don't think that's necessary 🙂‍↔️👎

Been a minute since I looked at the ol' stats and oh my literal fucking god. Half a million words??! Damn I guess

(This is a thread about Bill Hader. Years I spent quietly being like "this y'all's babygirl? you fucking with me?" then last night I watched It Chapter 2 for the first time and within approx one minute I was like ohhhhh ok. My bad. Would. My babygirl as well it turns out. See, I don't know shit!!!)

Because what the fuck do I know, right? Who am I to insult someone else's taste in a harmless fave? Plus what if I do end up engaging with the thing and then suddenly I completely understand where people are coming from? I don't want an opinion online that I won't defend in court!

It's really important to me as a person that I never get too strident online about subjective things in fannish spaces. Like, just because I don't "get" something on the surface doesn't mean I need to go talking shit about something other people like, especially if I'm uninformed about it.

Been writing extremely non-chronologically lately and it's interesting because sometimes I look at a couple of scenes and realize that I actually don't need a full new patch to connect them to each other, just maybe a slightly thicker bit of thread. Just here in the document quilting

Bottle of Volada hibiscus vodka next to a jar of my homemade hibiscus vodka on a shelf

Been making my own flavored vodkas lately and I'm about to make these two battle for dominance like tongues in a fanfic kiss

a truly generational fandom experience speedrun on my part I can only laugh!!

so we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past 😔✊

I HOPE so!!! I doubt I'll shift the tide bc her unnecessarily strident opinion is already that of the loud majority BUT I've also gotten some of the nicest comments ever in my life from people on this fic incl specifically on characterization so there's clearly a gap in the market here

Anyways, My Impact (derogatory)!

After some reflection: If I'm honest with myself, my favorite pairings are often just two bottoms and the one I'm hornier for wins. Also, I probably deserve this as late retribution from my own days of being in my early 20s with Big Feelings and no sense of basic decorum. Also, LMAOOOOOOO god

Funniest things about this:

⭐️ I'd been in the fandom two entire days
⭐️ The fic actually had them switch, she was just mad her fave wasn't the submissive worshipped princess
⭐️ She mentioned something from the end notes, so she definitely read all 20k lmao reporting LIVE from the devil's sacrament

Progress update re: new fandom - My fic caused a prominent fan to crash out by having the Wrong Bottom, prompting her to go on a Bottom!Her Fave ONLY !!! rant that triggered top/bottom discourse throughout the fandom which days before had considered explicit fic forbidden to even talk about at all

"it's me Joe the bug" oh my bad. what's up brother

Just saw a small bug and said "Sorry, who the fuck are you??" while slapping at it. What answer was I expecting

1990! And memes i.e. Merriam-Webster's current first definition "an amusing or interesting item (such as a captioned picture or video) or genre of items that is spread widely online especially through social media" sorry didn't think I'd need to clarify (??) shoutout Kilroy though loved that guy!

It's like on one hand I'm writing 1990 so at least I'd been alive for 7 years by then. But on the other there are all these random phrasing quirks that are part of the way I talk, and I write similarly to how I talk. Anyway "getting [adjective] with it" definitely wasn't in use then fuuuck *edits*

I usually find fanfiction pretty easy to write bc I'm good at picking up speech patterns and replicating voices but as an extremely slang-absorbent echolaliac I have to say it is CHALLENGING to write things set in the past. No 'as fuck' no memes no modern pop culture references aaah girl help !!!