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@awesomejuice.bsky.social

joe's crab shack & pasta shorts she/her

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It does feel like we're all going insane. We *know* he's implicated in Epstein's abuse. He's lashing out, in a misogynistic way, when questioned about it. We know. Why isn't every news stations 24hour coverage of the president being a child abuser? It should be wall-to-wall

18.11.2025 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2198    πŸ” 377    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 12

πŸ€œπŸ»πŸ€›πŸ»

17.11.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i've been sitting in the jury waiting room for more than an hour & i was just thinking, gosh i'm proud of these people for putting their phones on silent. then in the last 5min: office theme song, a couple notes of a BSB song, the beginning of a video that started "america has had the audacity..."

17.11.2025 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

expecting to see a MISSION ACCOMPLISHED sign hanging on trump tower any day now

17.11.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know what’s wild? In a couple of days there’s going to be another week.

16.11.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

don't you think there is a part of trump's brain that's proud to be such a hot topic in the emails?

14.11.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Letraset inspired blanket. www.thedesignersfoundry.com/goods/goodma...

Very good.

Via @its-nice-that.bsky.social

14.11.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 117    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 4

completely!! i get soooo many retail industry newsletters that are talking out both sides of their mouth re: AI's effect on the future of shopping. i'm with you that it's going to push people into stores - not into the arms of some AI agent shopping assistant.

14.11.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

unfortunately i think it'll be more like:
robot 1: she googled a rug
robot 2: here are 4 she might like that are vaguely related
1: lets go with #3
2: ok. i'll send #1 because it aligns more closely with my brand's quarterly sales goals & initiatives
1: i would love to help you with that

14.11.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i guess traditional marketing has run itself into the ground by making itself *so annoying* that no one pays attention to it anymore. gotta invent something else to keep it relevant!! (i hate it here)

14.11.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
screenshot of a post advertising a report called "have my agent call your agent: winning the machine-to-machine marketing future"

screenshot of a post advertising a report called "have my agent call your agent: winning the machine-to-machine marketing future"

this is fucking BLEAK

14.11.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What in the UCB sketch cram is going on here

14.11.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

instead we're like omg do you think THIS credible charge of serial abuse will be the one that sticks???

13.11.2025 12:39 β€” πŸ‘ 91    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

sometimes just for fun i like to imagine a world where metoo ACTUALLY went "too far." these guys would be cowering in their safe rooms rn. we would be crowdfunding bounties. their assets would be seized and their names stricken from history.

13.11.2025 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 241    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 4
Don't Buy Starbucks! At any location, today and beyond, while workers are on ULP strike!

Don't Buy Starbucks! At any location, today and beyond, while workers are on ULP strike!

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

13.11.2025 11:33 β€” πŸ‘ 13991    πŸ” 9056    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 863
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Cc: @schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @kaine.senate.gov

10.11.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 297    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

i saw that when i drove home a this summer! truly shocking

09.11.2025 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i give you permission to quit a book that you aren't in love with. life is too short, and there are too many books, to spend time with ones that you don't love. (i say that as a person who Does Not Quit Stuff lol)

08.11.2025 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what are you reading?

08.11.2025 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a fur coat says put ' em up put ' em up ALT: a man in a fur coat says put ' em up put ' em up
08.11.2025 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.

This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.

07.11.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 9882    πŸ” 3861    πŸ’¬ 105    πŸ“Œ 180

ah yes. at our house, this is the sacred "brown dinner." whatever breaded meat/non-meat you can find + some kind of potato + 1-3 sauces. always hits.

06.11.2025 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Reposting because, and I say this with love, some of you are going to see this and go β€œoh shit, I need to check my bottle” and then immediately forget about it so if this could affect you, go check right now before you even scroll to the next post, I mean it.

05.11.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1951    πŸ” 2344    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 8

THE KERNING!!!

05.11.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ah yes, the classic gradient > metallic > bronze word art setting. absolutely reeks of luxury.

05.11.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

there are still good people and good things happening in this miserable country. what a night

05.11.2025 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Y O W Z A

05.11.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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funniest possible version of this

05.11.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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