sedate snail

I don't know

but my favorite nugget about tennis scoring is that you can remove "23" and "32" and just say 22 is deuce; every two-transition path out of it is identical to deuce's (and you must play at least 2 more points)

I just like annoying tennis ppl by saying "deuce" instead of 30-all

oh yeah I got into it for a while! it was pretty fun! you could sometimes get something real degenerate going, which is imo the best part of roguelikes! and then sometimes you'd run into hexia and just get shut down

somewhere a monkey paw is curling

tubbs was one of the cats! if he showed up, he'd eat all your food
(then you'd have to ... buy more? I don't even remember)

heck yeah

I only remember trying to catch em all, and tubbs showing up and eating all your food

oh yeah no I am too! I have a bunch of them, always delightful

the original is near and dear to me tho

particularly this one comes up all the time
www.ebbits.net/strip/2012.0...

oh man I loved ebbits - is it back somewhere?

wait, that's a great idea. just food processor and then ice cube tray them?

prequel: The Ar and the Oyle (it is a popeye movie)

amen
much as I hate to admit it, the gameplay is by and large actively bad

the funny thing is, it's not even js js, it's ts js

... while I see what they're going for, "healthcare abolition" is a spectacularly bad name for it

sounds like you're bulking, not cutting

omg wait:

we detected a suspicious login. was this you?
🔘I'm all right
🔘Danger zone!

wait is myers briggs also just time cube?

did anyone make a login library/service called "kenny" yet

absolutely gave me enough to talk about with y'all before really knowing you, enabling me to get to the point where I'm part of it.
I think about that as an example for offline spaces too: any group I think about forming/joining, do they have an StS?

solomon: we'll cut the baby in half
dad 1: no, you can't do it!
dad 2, who happens to be michael jackson: 🎵 but the kid is not my son 🎵
solomon: why didn't you just say so? ok dad 1 he's all yours

oh 100%
sometimes I've asked for help w/ sth there instead of elsewhere bc I don't have to preface "yes I've tried all the obvious things, I already know x y and z, responses of the form ____ are unlikely to help, etc"
hard to be specific about what "think similarly" means but something like this

"Apocalypse" channels have been a great idea. I don't usually want to argue about (or even hear about) current events so it's easy not to

gah yeah
(I can recommend some cookbooks if you want them - but yeah it's frustrating that most cookbooks have chapters like Beef, Pork, Poultry, Fish, Vegetable side dishes I guess, Desserts

a "live laugh love"-style sign but instead it says "deny delay depose"

for the record I'm not Taking a Stand here, I just can't help posting this

I wish I had someone else learning rails at the same time, maybe a step ahead of me, so I could frequently:
- ask "what's the mental rotation I need to do to make this make sense?"
- rant "this is absolutely dumb, right?"

what if people recently recovered from illnesses would just go outside and take a break and cough together

I've got a lingering cough for weeks. Doctor said I'm not contagious but idk how to broadcast that to everyone I'm around.
... I should just carry a cigarette, then ppl will think it's just a smoker's cough!

alex honnold: I free soloed that iconic yosemite climb
zoomer: no cap?
a: yeah, el cap
z: lol
a: what?
z: as if anyone could free solo that
a: I did!
z: no cap?
a: el cap!
barista: here's your drink
z: cap?
a: yes, I free soloed it!
z (taking a sip, it's black coffee): no cap :(

lmaooo this is a great collection of words

I don't hear em, sorry

joke got memory holed on Twitter bc it has a link:

when will.i.am dies does his name change to will.he.was?

every so often I find some angle that seems so obvious to me, that the rest of the world continues to get absolutely, flamboyantly wrong

and sometimes someone else writes a blog post saying the exact same thing! sometimes with a solution, even!