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Wannabe Crit Care Guy™️, 60% caffeine by volume

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a woman is sitting at a table making a funny face and looking at the camera . Alt: Angela Lansbury, a middle-aged white woman, excitedly eating popcorn and putting her hand to her chin in suspense
13.02.2026 00:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Happy birthday! We persist

11.02.2026 18:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Age verification: the gen 2 pokemon are the new ones to me

10.02.2026 18:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Age verification? Look at my driver’s license:

10.02.2026 13:47 — 👍 605    🔁 76    💬 32    📌 5

Honestly I assume the chances on being called on are better than average with a shirt that says "Just go for it buddy"

06.02.2026 23:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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It is February 6th.

On this day, Mewtwo was born. Happy birthday Mewtwo.

06.02.2026 05:42 — 👍 1298    🔁 620    💬 7    📌 19
A frame from Godzilla vs Spacegodzilla (1994).
Two people, a man and a woman, stand on a sandy beach looking out at the water. The scene is bathed in purplish hues of early morning. The man is dressed in a flight suit of some kind, the woman wearing a vest(?). 
The caption reads, "He wasn't that bad, that Godzilla."

Not pictured: Spacegodzilla; Godzilla (who really isn't that bad when you think about it)

A frame from Godzilla vs Spacegodzilla (1994). Two people, a man and a woman, stand on a sandy beach looking out at the water. The scene is bathed in purplish hues of early morning. The man is dressed in a flight suit of some kind, the woman wearing a vest(?). The caption reads, "He wasn't that bad, that Godzilla." Not pictured: Spacegodzilla; Godzilla (who really isn't that bad when you think about it)

Godzilla vs Spacegodzilla (1994)

06.02.2026 19:55 — 👍 113    🔁 47    💬 1    📌 0

1/x Hefte raus, #Klassenarbeit. Warum ist #Oxycodon das denkbar ungeeignetste Opioid ever, um es bei chronischen Schmerzerkrankungen zu verordnen? Ganz einfach: die #Galenik macht den Unterschied. Ga-watt?
Kurz gesagt überführt die Galenik einen Wirkstoff in eine anwendbare Form (Tablette, Pflaster

25.01.2026 20:43 — 👍 134    🔁 43    💬 8    📌 10

Zis is what we call a Bildungsauftrag

25.01.2026 16:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Call me Ishmael.

22.01.2026 23:47 — 👍 1923    🔁 392    💬 74    📌 159

Oh so the minish are real, cool

22.01.2026 22:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trick question! The correct screening tool is a nurse telling you "I don't like the look of 'em"

18.01.2026 23:28 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Auch bezeichnend, dass es die Handball-EM nicht in die Wikibox der aktuellen Ereignisse schafft.

17.01.2026 20:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Only if you look closely
It's like throwing a switch!

10.01.2026 03:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I will say that Sugar in host mode is a thing to behold

10.01.2026 03:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Libib | sugarcomatosed

i have categorized my stuff on libbib www.libib.com/u/sugarcomat...

(mostly, a few things are missing but should be added soon enough or i left them on purpose)

next i should categorize my figure collection somewhere lmao

09.01.2026 03:05 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

OH DANG IT FMA:B IF WE'RE TALKING ANIMATION

07.01.2026 01:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Obligatory BB/BCS mentions aside, Scrubs took the cheesiest of cheesy endings and made it WORK.

07.01.2026 01:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

HER

06.01.2026 23:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Could swear we've been doing continuous infusions for a while?

06.01.2026 16:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Uniting cardio and nephro?

05.01.2026 00:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Tommy Shelby from Peaky Blinders. In panel 1, he is pointing emphatically at one of his gangsters. Caption reads, "No defeatism." Panel 2 has him shouting at the room, "NO FUCKING DEFEATISM!"

Tommy Shelby from Peaky Blinders. In panel 1, he is pointing emphatically at one of his gangsters. Caption reads, "No defeatism." Panel 2 has him shouting at the room, "NO FUCKING DEFEATISM!"

now more than ever:

29.10.2025 23:33 — 👍 3169    🔁 1357    💬 10    📌 25
30 Rock "What a week" meme:
"What a year, huh?"
"Lemon, it's January 3rd."

30 Rock "What a week" meme: "What a year, huh?" "Lemon, it's January 3rd."

03.01.2026 13:26 — 👍 7032    🔁 2307    💬 4    📌 25

I say this as somebody who loved The Martian: Weir is very much a redditor's writer.

03.01.2026 01:05 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I tried but I couldn't afford the fees at John Hopkins

02.01.2026 23:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

like an adult patient complaining about the food

02.01.2026 22:47 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

2026 I'm both locking in AND whimsymaxxing, I contain multitudes

01.01.2026 15:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

2026: A year to get weirder. C'mon everyone you can do it, too!

31.12.2025 19:26 — 👍 135    🔁 57    💬 5    📌 0
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a man in a police uniform and tie is saying vindicate !!! Alt: cpt holt from brooklyn nine nine yelling VINDICATION
01.01.2026 02:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image

31.12.2025 07:48 — 👍 25323    🔁 14924    💬 3    📌 3

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