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@cfcisnvil on twitter. Imm. Lawyer, FM's dad, AE's husband and Paco's (picture) human. I have decided that this is generally a repository of dumb thoughts. Thoughts =! Advice & my thoughts =! My employer's, whomever it is.

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bender from futurama is holding a sandwich and says here 's your damn peanut butter and jelly sandwich Alt: bender from futurama is holding a sandwich and says here 's your damn peanut butter and jelly sandwich
05.11.2025 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You mean to tell me that a city with a metro area of over 10 million souls has a very large tax base that's not going to be impacted by a few deep pockets leaving in person (while leaving all their physical assets behind)?

Who could have known?!

05.11.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

05.11.2025 12:13 β€” πŸ‘ 19894    πŸ” 5914    πŸ’¬ 268    πŸ“Œ 746

YES YOU SHOULD VOTE IN LOCAL ELECTIONS TOMORROW EVEN IF MAMDANI IS NOT ON THE BALLOT WHERE YOU LIVE

03.11.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 7696    πŸ” 2123    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 0
Iron E

Iron E

Such an

03.11.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a man with a beard and the words we are family ALT: a cartoon of a man with a beard and the words we are family

Become part of my polycule death cult.

01.11.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Rhode Island State Council of Churches v. Rollins, 1:25-cv-00569 - CourtListener.com Docket for Rhode Island State Council of Churches v. Rollins, 1:25-cv-00569 β€” Brought to you by Free Law Project, a non-profit dedicated to creating high quality open legal information.

Verbal order from D.RI litigation also made it to pacer now

www.courtlistener.com/docket/71820...

31.10.2025 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was like 40 mins. Ago!

www.courtlistener.com/docket/71783...

31.10.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Judges order Trump to use contingency funds for SNAP payments Two federal judge have ruled that the Trump administration must continue to fund the SNAP food aid program using contingency funds during the government shutdown.

Just did?
www.abc12.com/news/politic...

31.10.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a better article
qz.com/1454101/the-...

31.10.2025 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hired by Customs, but Working for Mexican Cartels (Published 2009)

Pretty sure this will happen to a LOT of ICE and CBP agents who have been recently hired if things return to normal. Last time standards were relaxed in the aughts, narco affiliated people were the ones who got the job.

www.nytimes.com/2009/12/18/u...

31.10.2025 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
St. Gabe Newell blessing us with discounts on his steam platform.

St. Gabe Newell blessing us with discounts on his steam platform.

We tried [literally nothing] and we are all out of ideas moment.

If you come for the king, you best not miss.

29.10.2025 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The House recess should be called the Epstein Recess, because it is clear that Speaker Johnson is doing this to avoid sitting Adelita and the subsequent release of the files.

27.10.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you add a bunch, to another bunch, and to another bunch, you get the biggest bunch of them all!

27.10.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was Buttigieg. He singlehandedly was keeping all the aircraft in the air. Once he left, the sky lord's protection left with him and crashes began to happen.

27.10.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is talking about jury duty Alt: I have been trying to get on jury duty every year since I was 18 years old

Lady's and gentlemen of the jury, here's some libations while you do your deliberations, and hopefully the verdicts turnt!

Everyone:

26.10.2025 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

UPDATE: Judge Perry issued an opinion explaining why she blocked the Texas National Guard deployment in Chicago.

She begins with Alexander Hamilton’s rejection of a β€œpreposterous” idea that the Constitution lets a President deploy a State’s militia to a different State for political retribution. 🧡

11.10.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2821    πŸ” 898    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 31

I'll be at this one in downtown San Diego. Go to a protest near you on October 18

11.10.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 114    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a pink kimono with the letter l on her chest ALT: a woman in a pink kimono with the letter l on her chest

"the Dear Leader's cardiovascular age, validated by by ECG, was found to be 14 years younger than chronological age."

11.10.2025 12:16 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

He who fights with ANTIFA should look to it that he himself does not become the ANTIFA. And if you gaze long into an ANTIFA, the ANTIFA also gazes into you

11.10.2025 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aung San Suu Kyi is in prison I think

10.10.2025 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman wearing a pink sweater and a necklace that says y.m.j. Alt: a woman wearing a pink sweater and a necklace that says y.m.j.

The judge upon seeing this:

09.10.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They're amazing!

A superb answer to the question of should you be evicted from your house for failing to keep your house within the community guidelines?

Also, great way to prove that we're all petty tyrants if given just the tiniest bit of power over someone else.

09.10.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing glasses and a hat says fight the power bet Alt: a man wearing glasses and a hat says fight the power bet

All HOA's must be dismantled.

09.10.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character from south park says " i ll throw down " Alt: Eric Cartman from south park says " i ll throw down "

E-Z P-Z

09.10.2025 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

God gives the heaviest burdens to the strongest warriors. Godspeed, Counsel. 🫑

09.10.2025 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump, 79, Coats Bruised Hand in Makeup After 4-Day Absence Donald Trump has reemerged with a fresh coat of makeup on his chronically bruised hand after going four days without a public appearance. The 79-year-old president went off the radar after his last pu...

Hey, has anyone seen Trump? He seems to disappear for days at a time. Last time was Sunday (after a 4 day disappearance). 2 days in a new werk without the Prez.
www.yahoo.com/news/article...

07.10.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They've been acting like this for a month or two.

I'm starting to be a bigger believer in the stroke theory of government.

07.10.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Maybe she also had a fetterman stroke? She's now going to be a shitlib?

07.10.2025 11:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean... He's the one running the White House though!

#presidentMiller

05.10.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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