@dwarkmke.bsky.social
Do you know that? Have you put her on a scale with a duck to verify the weight is the same??
04.12.2025 03:50 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Truman Show alone is worth it
01.12.2025 20:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And instead of a healthy fear of looking/sounding stupid and maybe even feeling some shame when corrected, there is now encouragement to be as stupid as possible and anyone who tries to gainsay you is a villain that must be punished.
It's a positive feedback loop for performative idiocy.
Lane Kiffin for any job ever.
30.11.2025 18:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I was raised on these streets.
29.11.2025 22:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#9 for the win
28.11.2025 23:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
28.11.2025 17:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I always chuckle when I have to go to work on Friday after Thanksgiving and the rest of the family is talking about sleeping in.
Such scamps!
I do now! What a great pull.
27.11.2025 23:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ditto.
26.11.2025 22:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That's a magic leaf blower right there
26.11.2025 11:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The thing that's wrong here is you didn't use the microwave.
26.11.2025 02:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0To be fair they don't believe there's a thermos that keeps things cold that long.
25.11.2025 23:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The cranberry sauce had better still have the can lines on it or go home.
25.11.2025 23:54 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Well, performative posting on musk dot Nazi dot com is almost as effective.
25.11.2025 23:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well, yes, but actually trapper keepers.
25.11.2025 17:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0NBA Jam and techmo bowl!
25.11.2025 17:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Aw those poor, innocent, oppressed, simple folk. If only they had some agency regarding their own fate and circumstances!
*Sarah McLachlan music begins*
Share a '90s movie that you think deserves more love.
25.11.2025 04:13 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1We will chart a course through together with this!
*Unveils Netscape Navigator*
I will gallivant wherever I please.
25.11.2025 02:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0At some point in the conversation, he wants you to see his fantasy team too.
24.11.2025 18:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I am running a D&D game, in the Silmarillion universe, and I feel so seen.
23.11.2025 22:25 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sometimes a simple matter of fact statement is better than being clever.
23.11.2025 22:18 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Type "blink twice" if you are being held against your will.
23.11.2025 21:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have been sound up so many times waiting for this moment.
23.11.2025 05:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bye Felicia
22.11.2025 06:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sometimes I just stare at the bullpen catcher. But it LOOKS like I'm warming up.
I have to stop now or I will literally rewrite the entire movie as told by the perspective of a relief pitcher arbitration.
