The Jabberwock

I just want to make sure that you understand that the days aren’t actually longer… right?

Time is a social construct

I always have a formula in my head for “looks vs power”, and what trade offs I would accept myself… Kash is NOWHERE near that even as head of the FBI. He would have to be Ganesha himself to reach the right balance.

🤣🤣🤣 this is going to be great

You know, if you stare at your feet in the shower long enough without glasses on, I can totally understand how evolution happens.

Senate update: Republicans are now trying to sneak a backdoor national abortion ban into their government funding bill. Republicans will stop at nothing to control women's health care decisions.

It’s LITERALLY a cult

This is perfect… just would add keep the people you love nearby!

If I was really rich, I would not complain about mayors refusing to meet with me; I would just buy a lot of Lego sets and spend extended periods in Tokyo, Italy, and France

Taps sign

This is the correct explanation of what happened tonight👇

I hate to be filthy, and I am ashamed of myself, but that really looks a bit like a small dogs rear end after an accident.

Sorry again…

Trump is worried that if he feeds the hungry and he didn’t have to, that he won’t be able to get the money back.

Our money. Appropriated by Congress. To feed the hungry.

As Ta-Nehisi Coates said last month:

“.. it’s either one of two things: either you’re cowards or you’re with him. And if you’re with him, you never believed in the things you were talking about to begin with.”

Jeanine Pirro bragging in August that she just arrested Sandwich Guy and was going to teach him a lesson in court.

What did she do? This is like the second time I’ve heard her name this week!

If only there was a single image showing his psychopathy

Happy 5th anniversary to the funniest thing that’s happened in the history of ever

Nope

Wait a minute… I have a bunch of the original cartridges but never got an original system… will they work in the new system?

We just presented our case at the U.S. Supreme Court — these tariffs are an illegal abuse of emergency power that’s harming working families across our country.

Oregon Solicitor General Ben Gutman joins to talk about how it went.

How do I get one??!

Creepy

Education, education, education … that’s all it’s really about

Dump it and negotiate cash prices with providers

Banger!!

Like buttah

Really great, nuanced stuff… thanks! My own teen son has incredible taste in rap (your Mf doom observation) and I have no idea where he got it (a little from me, but the kids are smart these days)… yet he struggles to name any favorite new artists or styles.

By. Far. We lived in Hiroshima for a year and went at least once a week